So my girlfriend is prego but we like to get kinky anyways.
One night,things get really saucy. So I'm sticking my noodle
in her when I notice weird chunks coming out, so I turn on the
lights. WTF, it's red everywhere but she's obviously not on her
period.
I look up at her: She has a glassy, jarred look on her face and
she's not answering. I start repeatedly chanting "oh shit" as
I rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital.
She's still bleeding everywhere.
By the time we get there, all of the color has drained and
she looks colorless as if she was in a vegetative state.
I finally make it to the emergency room and explain everything.
The doctor takes one look at her and says
"Sorry, there's nothing we can do".
WHY THE FUCK NOT?
"We don't operate on those kind of people"
Now I was really pissed and I start screaming obscenities
at this racist.
"Look, I'm really sorry but I just don't know how
to operate on a empty jar of spaghetti sauce".
I look down and my face when I realize... [censored]