Shini Laser appears to have been caught using a pasta sauce jar as a masturbation instrument. Caught in His own car doing so.
See thread
http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1227079061
The jar was asked if it enjoyed the pleasure of being cummed inside by Shini Laser, the jar had no comment on the manner and just wanted to get home into His kitchen cabinet.
This just shows that Shini Laser is a dum-witted Pig Farmer and jar molester.
FACT