Name: Anonymous 2008-09-13 16:32
I've kept this to myself for long enough.
I cannot take a crap unless I am able to wash myself immediately afterwards.
Almost everyone around you is more than satisfied with a good dry wipe,but I ask you this..if you fell over and got dog shit on your skin,would you be happy to just wipe it away with some paper?
I wouldn't.
Yet people are quite happy to go for a blind wipe and then walk around sweating into their undies.
I call this Move Bum
Sometimes I call it Mud Bum if you can smell a person from some distance.
Either way,by coupling blind paper wiping with normal sweating,a stinky,muddy party dip can occur.
Hence my desire to wash.
It plays on my mind a lot.
I tell girls about it so that they may always be clean.
People who might sit in your lap could be permeating your clothing with their own chocolate sweat sauce.
I have converted all I know through education and teasing.
I refuse to sit where crowds stand.
Wet-Ones in an emergency or away from the home base....
Always avoid Move-Bum.
I cannot take a crap unless I am able to wash myself immediately afterwards.
Almost everyone around you is more than satisfied with a good dry wipe,but I ask you this..if you fell over and got dog shit on your skin,would you be happy to just wipe it away with some paper?
I wouldn't.
Yet people are quite happy to go for a blind wipe and then walk around sweating into their undies.
I call this Move Bum
Sometimes I call it Mud Bum if you can smell a person from some distance.
Either way,by coupling blind paper wiping with normal sweating,a stinky,muddy party dip can occur.
Hence my desire to wash.
It plays on my mind a lot.
I tell girls about it so that they may always be clean.
People who might sit in your lap could be permeating your clothing with their own chocolate sweat sauce.
I have converted all I know through education and teasing.
I refuse to sit where crowds stand.
Wet-Ones in an emergency or away from the home base....
Always avoid Move-Bum.