/b/ theory

First off lemme say that I've been lurking on 4chan for a little over than 2 years now and certainly have amassed a lot of prn to boot, but until recently I started to participate in the fun. It has certainly been quite a trip these past couple days, and I gotta say that /b/ has made me feel like a little kid again. Yesterday, when moot temporaily shut down /b/ something incredible happend, I figured out what /b/ is.

So here's my theory:
Given /b/ in terms of 4chan /b/OP/threads are random.
/b/OP fails if and only if his/her thread is not random.

So, lol, yesterday...given that there was no /b/ but there were still /b/OPs they did the only thing they could do, /b/OPs were not random and iterated accordingly. The event climaxed when /b/ reopened and suddenly /b/ was not random. /b/ was breached and chaos and wonder ensued.

pass the crack pipe, bro

I gotta couple theories on anonymous to, but writing it all out would take a lot of my ectoplasm.

Iz dis u, m&o?

>>4
yap.

>>5
Well, bro, HAO can we put UR theory to the TEST?

>>6
I got it;

int bfag, fag;
bfag = rand(fag);
for(;bfag;){
 bfag = rand(bfag);
}

zing

This /b/ you speak of, is that the origin of Mystical Mouse?

>>8
I says Mystical Mouse behind the black bar.

>>9
It says.
Sorry guys, fixed.