What's the point of life?

Born
go to school K-12,
Go to a 4 year college.
Get a decent job work for the next 45 years.
Get a GF or BF
Marry that person
have 2-3 kids
move to the suburbs.
put kids though college
get into retirement

Die.

You forget smack your cock around. Thats a pretty big part of life. Can't forget it.

That's what most people do. That isn't what you have to do.
Then again, I think that death makes it so that life has no meaning. If you're going to stop existing one day, it doesn't matter if your life is enjoyable or not. The only motivation I have is that life extension technology might be developed before I die.

Born into rich family
go to school K-12 to prepare to be rich
Go to a 4 year college to get rich afterward
Get a decent job work for the next 45 years and get rich on investments
Get a GF or BF who is rich
Marry that person without a prenup, since that stops being rich
have 2-3 kids who will inherit your richness
move to the suburbs and get rich by flipping houses
put kids though college by being so rich
get into retirement, rich as all fuck
Die extremely filthily rich

Fixed for Generation WRYYYYYY.

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

>>3
don knowin how short time is make ya preciate wat litl time ya got? iz only a littl while. wens last time u looked at the stars?  walked barefoot in rain?  dont you know u can die, passin up your very last chance to watch clouds, feel the ground, taste peanut butter?

WTF!! du you really think you need more purpose in life than this?

GO IN PEACE, MY SON, AND TROLL NO MORE!

"the future", Conan?

makes me glad im schizophrenic

TO WORK HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!

I GOT A IQ OF 160!!!!! I GO TO MIT!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT SUCK AT CHESS!!!!!!!!!!!!

I GOT A LOT OF SMARTS SEE????!!!!!!

>>9
GIT 'ER DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All your life is a fail, I mean file, which is currently running instructions under the illusion of your self.