It's monday morning....

And I don't have to go to work because I had my wisdom teeth pulled last week! I'd smile, but it hurts too much :\

IS THE GOVERMENT GIVING YOU WELLFARE FOR THAT!!!!!!!????????? YOU ARE A LAZY LEECH!!!!!!! I PAY TAXES FOR SCUM LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

I GOT A IQ OF 160!!!!!!!! I GO TO MIT!!!!!!!!! I DONT SUCK AT CHESS!!!!!!! I GOT A LOT OF SMARTS SEE????!!!!!

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you pay taes coz you dont have a lot of smarts

taxes

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GIT 'ER DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ya better git to bed buddy!!  ya know pplz like me need you to be to work on time!  keep paying those taxes nao, so i can lay on this nise caouch an watch gilligans island while you pay my bills with yoar taxes!!!

be a goddam shame if we-all had to go to work because you started layin out all the time!  like sum lazy bum!  FOR SHAME!!!  WAT WUD YOUR MOTHER SAY!!!  well, i might just have to tell her when she stands up, ppal!!!

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No, Shiti Loser.  You pay taxes so that the goobermint can bail out the investment banks and other lending institutions, so they can survive to create the next, huge, asset-speculation bubble.  Don't you pay attention to the news, fuckhog?  Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were just taken over by your beloved Socialist goobermint.  If even 10% of their $5 trillion in mortgages are bad -- and that's extremely conservative -- then you taxpayers are on the hook for $500 billion.  The equity losses worldwide have been on the order of $17 trillion already.

So, like most of your stupid yuppie friends, you have no idea what's the real problem around here.