In my days....

...When I was in grade school, we didn't have fancy video games...because they didn't even EXIST yet!!

So instead of video games, my classmates and I would get a piece of paper...and a bunch of pencils...

We would draw little circles on the paper... these were the "targets"..or "enemies"...or whatever...and we held our little pencils upright on the piece of paper with the tip of our finger...and then pushed down on the pencil so that it would slide/write across the paper and try to "hit" the little targets...

Yes that was how we played "video games" back in my days...yes it was stupid and we played it for years....and we LIKED IT!!!

We played pinball

no wait, I had a pong clone machine

My worst teacher was a web design teacher in college who didn't consider hand coding HTML "real" web design, and insisted everything be done in Dreamweaver with at least 10 layers of shit.

Nasty nasty nasty
Nasty nasty nasty
Only thirteen, and she knows how to nasty

She's a dirty young mind, corrupted
Corroded
Well she's thirteen today
And I hear she gets loaded

If she were my daughter, I'd...
What would you do, Daddy?
If she were my daughter, I'd...
What would you do, Daddy?
Check this out
Smother my daughter in chocolate syrup
And strap her on again, oh baby
Smother that girl in chocolate syrup
And strap her on again, oh baby
She's my teen-age baby
She turns me on
I'd like to make her do a nasty
On the White House lawn
Smother my daughter in chocolate syrup
And boogie 'till the cows come home