Anybody missing a cock

Spotted a mangled cock on the highway.  So if you're missing a cock, well maybe that was yours there.

When I am taking a shit,

I make sure that my asscheeks are spread as I sit down on the toilet seat which will keep them spread.  Then when the poop happens it comes out cleanly and no shit gets stuck around my hole.  Then after 4 wipes i'm out with a clean butt.