Squirtle

into Squirtle head-on. Squirtle's shell was knocked off the rock, but Squirtle was safe
inside.
"Now roll!" Ash commanded. Squirtle's shell rolled  across the rock field.   Nidorino   chased   after   it.   Squirtle rolled faster and faster. It rolled up the side of a large boulder, and then flew in the air. "Now, Squirtle! Water Gun!" Ash ordered. Squirtle popped out of its shell. It opened its mouth and shot a wide blast of water at Nidorino. The water sent Nidorino slamming back into a rock. The Pokemon was dazed, but not out. It rose to its feet and leaped in the air.
"End it with Skull Bash!" Ash yelled. Squirtle changed its position so that its body formed a straight line. Then Squirtle lowered its head. A bright blue light glowed around Squirtle's head and upper body. Then Squirtle charged at Nidorino.
Slam! Squirtle crashed into Nidorino in
midair.
"Squirtle's Skull Bash was right on!" the

I wonder if anyone has named their kid by a Pokemon name.  My little Pikachu.  Naming a kid Squirtle would be fucked up.