The Russian letter Р

The Russian letter Р is yet another one of those letters that are confused with practically identical letters used in English and that represent completely different sounds.  Simply put, Р is not P.  Instead, Р is for the R sound, as in retard, though to be correctly pronounced the sound should be trilled (with the tongue flapping on the roof of the mouth as if imitating a cat purring).  The symbol matches the upper case Greek letter rho Ρ.  Now sing these lryics by Hole.

Рetaрd giрl makes us sick
Рetaрd, poke heр with a stick
Well, she walks funny
Kind of like a pig
God, I hate that рetaрd giрl

See the рetaрd giрl walking in the schoolyaрd
In the same dрess fрom fouрth gрade
See the рetaрd giрl cрoss-eyed in the schoolyaрd
Looking foр the fрiend she made

The рetaрd giрl, рetaрd giрl
The рetaрd giрl
Yeah, don't foрget heр face

As shines the moon among the lesseр fiрes
She is sucking dick out in the yaрd
Well, she walks funny
Kind of like a pig
God, I hate that рetaрd giрl

Hey, the рetaрd giрls all walk funny
She don't think like the otheрs do
See the рetaрd giрl squiрming in the mud
Thрow heр in the tрash can
See what she does

The рetaрd giрl, рetaрd giрl
The рetaрd giрl
Yeah, don't foрget a face

I asked heр motheр, "Why'd you implode?"
Well, heр head's so big
It just might explode
And she walks funny
Kind of like a pig
God, I hate that рetaрd giрl
Hit heр

See that рetaрd giрl staрing at the sun
What does she see?
See the рetaрd giрl staрe at eveрyone
I hope she doesn't see me

Рetaрd giрl, the рetaрd giрl
The рetaрd giрl
Yeah, don't foрget heр face

Рetaрd giрl
The рetaрd giрl
The рetaрd giрl
Don't thрow heр away

This thpead is now a DICKS/COCKS thpead