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The Russian letter З revisited

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 16:02

Rather than find and bump the original thread, I shall revisit this letter.

This letter, З, serves as the letter Z as in zip.  I wonder how the fuck they don't confuse it with the number 3, but that's their problem.  It does resemble our own handwritten form of Z, however, minus the script’s loops.  Now to complete your lesson, sing these lyrics by Devastatin' Dave:

SAY NO!... NO!
SAY NO TO DRUGS! (x2)
NO TO DRUGS! (x2)

Rip dibby зap, da зip dap du wap,
This is what I call the Зip Зap Rap
Hichichichy be back in a sec,
Зippy зippa зappa gonna spend your whole cheque,

Зip dip зap, a зip wit’ a wabbit,
Зippy dipa wippa got a cocaine habit,
Scooby dooby bip a зip bop blam,
It started with a quarter now it is a gram,

Зoom зoom with a scooby doo bop,
Buy yourself into projects you're tryin’ to cop,
Rip and a rap I wrote with a rhyme,
I think you better call the cocaine hotline,

Зip dippa wip, you call them on the phone,
A зippa dippa wip but yo' habit ain't gone,
It’s been flip flop days and you haven't ate,
I could see it in your face you were losin' weight

Rip rap rop smoking back to back,
Зippa dip wip and you had a heart attack
From playin' baseball like Willie Mays,
Had you in that hospital for thirty days,

Flip flop flam but now you're back,
A зippa dippa wip in your new Cadillac,
Hah, chichicha, like choking on a bone,
Зippa rippa rap you gotta leave them drugs alone,

KIDS RAP!

Don't be a fool,
Stay in school!
Don't get high and drive a car,
You will not get very far

Well bap boom bam you'll be up on a pole
You got thirty people pushing but it still won't roll
And it won't start either 'cause the engine is bent
Next month you'll be crying bout the money you spent

Kids against drugs now say it!

Don't be a dope,
Don't smoke that coke!
We're talkin' bout cocaine,
It's not good for your brain

Зoom зoom boom a зip goes your brain,
You know it's only cause you’ve been smokin' cocaine

Ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta talent,
Everybody has it so use it gallant...ly

Maybe you'll get over you will see,
That what I'm saying is really real
Like at the swap meet,
A serious deal... that could change the course of your life

It's a lifetime contract,
Read it with caution,
Check out the small print,
You've got three options

The first one is to get your money
At the 'spense of someone else's grief
And you know that all that means good buddy,
Is that you’re a thief

Second option is a 9 to 5,
And 5 to 1 or the 1 to 9,
But if you read closely,
You'll see you’ll be there for a long time

The third one is to go for it,
And try to get the crop of the cream,
When you get tired of drivin',
You just hop in your limousine

Ha, a roll on

Don't be no fool,
Drugs ain't cool!
For me or you,
You know that this is true

A rip rap rollin' with the pretty girls,
Зip da wip dippy with your fresh new curls,
Gooby doop bam a зoom зip wap,
Everybody to the beat let me hear a loud clap

Зip зap зoom a bop to the beat,
All the little frits put the boogie in your feet

Kids against drugs let me hear you gettin' down,
While the rhythm of the boogie bass rocks the ground

[retarded breathing solo]

[children screaming for joy]
PARTY OVER HERE!

DON’T BE NO FOOL!
STAY IN SCHOOL!
DON’T BE A HYPE!
DON’T SMOKE THAT PIPE!
DON’T BE NO FOOL!
STAY IN SCHOOL!
YOU PEOPLE KNOW THE DEAL!
COCAINE DOES MAKE YOU KEEL!

Hard times, y'all are getting harder,
Cash money is the only solution,
You gotta get hip to the system trip,
Become a soldier in the proper revolution,

Do it now baby, 'cause when you drop the bomb,
There won't be nowhere for you to run,
Try to spend you last cash then you see a big flash and it's
5 4 3 2 1
[fade out to sounds of children screaming]

Name: RedCream 2008-08-23 20:00

Real snaЗЗy, I say.

(in b4 the gayfaggot S.A.G.E.B.O.M.B.E.R.)

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-23 20:03

ЗGET

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