Name: Anonymous 2008-08-18 19:08
The OoT is overstocked on boring and uninteresting posters. If you wish to post here, have a goddamn personality. The OoT does not care if you are drunk. It does not care that you can copy and paste sh*tty articles from other websites. It does not care about your boring life if you can't spice it up with sassy script, poignant prose, or even asinine alliteration. The OoT feeds on lulz and entertainment, it is why it continues to come back here, and what keeps it alive. It needs to be enthralled.
You are not deep. Come to terms with this, you will be better for it. Your simple existentialism is for teenagers and the retarded. Stop contemplating your bellybutton. The OoT does enjoy a meaningful conversation, but posting trite slop is not meaningful conversation. It does not ask for the reader to do anything but realize that it is an overdone, overused, over thought statement about nothing. Your life is meaningless, the OoT gets it, shut up about it already.
You have not been here long enough to post one line recycled jokes and have the OoT double over with laughter. Your online persona has not evolved enough for the OoT to tie in any personal or internet memes into your joke, to add to the joke's hilarity.
The color of your name, the size of your post-peen, and the duration of your existance here does not mean you will be successful in your attempts to entertain the OoT. Its attention span is limited, and the OoT would rather be unearthing new lulz, and recycling old lulz into combo memes for renewed guffaws.
Be more entertaining, or get the @#%^ out. There is more than enough banality to go around, the OoT does not need your brand.
You are not deep. Come to terms with this, you will be better for it. Your simple existentialism is for teenagers and the retarded. Stop contemplating your bellybutton. The OoT does enjoy a meaningful conversation, but posting trite slop is not meaningful conversation. It does not ask for the reader to do anything but realize that it is an overdone, overused, over thought statement about nothing. Your life is meaningless, the OoT gets it, shut up about it already.
You have not been here long enough to post one line recycled jokes and have the OoT double over with laughter. Your online persona has not evolved enough for the OoT to tie in any personal or internet memes into your joke, to add to the joke's hilarity.
The color of your name, the size of your post-peen, and the duration of your existance here does not mean you will be successful in your attempts to entertain the OoT. Its attention span is limited, and the OoT would rather be unearthing new lulz, and recycling old lulz into combo memes for renewed guffaws.
Be more entertaining, or get the @#%^ out. There is more than enough banality to go around, the OoT does not need your brand.