Yo, pedos:

It's not your age. It's that you're fat, weak and malnourished from junk food. We only fuck the good looking. Learn from Vin Diesel. We'd probably gang up on him and rape him if we could, because he's hot. Intelligence is for "just friends", because nerds can help us do our homework. Intelligence won't get our juices flowing. Muscles will.

Sincerely,
 The Loli

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No, I'm not. What I say it true, though.