I have a novelty idea to sell in those retarded novelty stores. It's like a jack-in-the-box, but when it pops open, it's a cock. Then, after a 4-second delay, it starts ejaculating.
I hear that the poaster SHINI LASER is interested in this product ... as long as it's a REAL cock that spurts REAL cum. He could REALLY make use of a product like that.