Name: Anonymous 2008-08-06 22:29
Fucking might sound like a good time, but it's too much work. The bitch expects you to push it in, pull it back, push it in, pull it back, make up your mind you stupid bitch. So I came up with a hammock fuck method. Ideally, I should be able to sleep at the same time. What you do is, cut a hole in the middle of the hammock. Lie face down, putting your cock through the hammock hole. Come to think of it, better cut a face hole in the hammock too. Anyway, the bitch gets under the hammock, gets the hammock swinging, and you get to relax.