SHINI LASER THE GREAT

I HAVE BUILT EMPIRES BIGGER THAN THE ROMAN EMPIRE!!!!! I HAVE SLAYED GODS!!!! I HAVE HAD ERRECTIONS OVER 9000 INCHES LONG!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE DISCOVERED SECRET THAT PEOPLE WITH IQ OF UNDER 160 CANT EVEN BEGIN TO COMPREHEND!!!! I HAVE WRITTEN NOVELS GREATER THAN WAR, AND PEICE!!!!! I HAVE BEATEN WORLD CHAMPIONS AT CHESS, WHILE GIVING THEM KNIGHT ODDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM SHINI LASER THE GREAT!!!!! I GO A IQ OF OVER 160!!!! NAY OF OVER 9000!!!!!! I GO TO MIT TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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GIT 'ER DONE!!!!!!!!!

BUMP!!!!