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HOW DO I APPROACH GIRLS?

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-03 13:30

Say I'm an average/good lucking guy. How do I go about approaching girls? I have turned 18 a few months ago.

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Name: Anonymous 2008-08-03 14:04

Try out this new fashion trend, its all the rage on the east side. Walk around with your cock wrapped around your neck so ladies can see your huge package. If it can't quite make it then odds are you're probably a faggot and have no chance of getting a girl.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-03 19:10

My cock is a python, it might hurt me if I try that.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-03 19:37

>>1
see http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1217760786/ you just need to go up to them and interduce yourself then ask for their number. but like the link says, try to stay on the street where there is no private property or security force.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-03 21:35

>>1
Practice, practice, and practice. 

If you are attending college this upcoming fall, talk to the girls who sit by you in class and its very important to make friends on your dorm floor.  Some of the people you share a floor with will become your best friends in college and possibly the rest of your life.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-03 22:24

How did you turn a girl 18, man I wish I Could.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-04 8:38

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Name: Anonymous 2008-08-04 14:23

Eye contact.

The first 3 seconds you make eye contact with a woman determines the rest of your relationship. If you give her a dominant "I'm interested in sex with you" look, your relationship will be defined as such.

If you give her a weak, look away kind of "You're too good for me" look, you're screwed (figuratively, not physically)

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-04 15:10

Making eye contact is just a fancy way of saying 'staring'.  And don't give her one of those 'Deer caught in the headlights' type stare, you have to make her actually feel you undressing her with your eyes.

A bit of drool helps.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-04 16:28

I drool out of my penis. The women don't like that. :(

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-04 16:34

>>10
Are you walking around with your cock wrapped around your neck so ladies can see your huge package?  If they can't actually see it drool, of course they won't like it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-05 2:35

walk around with no pants on and your dick sticking out of the convenient hole in your underwhare. make sure it stays stiff, they dont like it flacid.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-05 3:49

dont be a bitch. it helps heaps.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-05 5:59

if you can, be a little mean, not too much

EX. girl:hey, you look good.
you: you dont look bad yourself.

notice how youre not calling her hott or cute, they keep
on wanting to know how much you find them attractive, and when they do, bam! your dick is in their vagaygay


but dont be too forward, and be quick, dont dull a convo.
itll ruin everything

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-05 10:21

Name: SHINI LASER 2008-08-05 10:39

>>15
VIRUS LINK!!!! DON'T CLICK!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-05 11:00

>>16
FAGGOT POST DON'T READ!!!

Name: SHINI LASER 2008-08-05 11:24

>>17
I GO TO MIT!!!!! I GOT A LOT OF SMART!!!!!!!!!!

>>15
VIRUS LINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-05 12:52

>>18
I GOTS A IQ OVER 170!!!!! BEAT THAT SHINI LASER!!!!

Name: SHINI LASER 2008-08-05 20:02

>>19

I SAID OVER 160!!!! SO MY IQ CAN BE ANYWHERE BETWEEN 90000000 BILLION AND 160, DONT YOU GET THAT YOU WELLFARE BUM??

I GOT A IQ OF OVER 160!!!! I GO TO MIT!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT A LOT OF SMARTS SEE?

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-06 1:50

>>19
GET EM, BRO!

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-06 1:55

>>20
YOU GOT A IQ OF UNDER 160!!!!! YOU GO TO KFC TRAINING COLLEGE!!! YOU GOT A LOT OF DUMB SEE!!!!

Name: Goldman 2008-08-06 1:56

>>20
lol youre fucking stupid, if his IQ is over 170 then his CHANCES are greater of being smarter than you by ten points, who the fuck knows your IQ can be 161, then you just lost teh game.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-06 2:00

>>23
thank you, namefag

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-06 2:40

>>14
girls talking first? LIES

also i'm 24 and girls have never given me a compliment

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-06 7:25

>>25
Clearly you're fat, ugly and timid. Go on, GTFO.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-06 11:53

chix with dix and tits

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