Don't ya hate it when this happens?

So I meet this super hot girl..  eventually, she takes me to her room and undresses before lying on bed.  I takes my clothes off too and she even comments on big my dick is.  I then ask her if she has a condom and she does.  Just when I start putting on the condom...

*Poof*

I wake up..  it was all a dream..

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

usually my dick doesn't fit in the deformed vagina
sometimes it is my dick which is deformed, and it falls apart when i put it in

I have those usually if I haven't beat off in a while and when I wake up I find that I unloaded in my pants. It sucks because then I gotta clean that shit up and didn't even feel the sensation of release.

Last night I dreamt I found the perfect girl, Shes every I ever wanted. We were in each others arms...and I woke up.
Fuck you dream, fuck you.

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