4chan! Help! (Scared) mysterious, Greys!

(The following sentence is no way a setence by me saying God is fake) The Grey aliens are basically the ones who created us. They are the ones who are not going to try and kill us (if any specie of aliens is) and they are telling people to clean the Earth because it was so much more beautiful before we came.

They are not immortal and can die, though Grey's natural lifespan could be forever

OK HERE: Is where I am freaked the HELL out. I have seen videos of Grey sightings, different from most grey or any alien videos i'v been watching.

AND my windows are open, black ass hell out and i seriously start to freakin cry when I look out the window. I just imagine a Grey slowely raising his head up from the window and THERE IS NO way I am leaving my chair to go close the freakin blinds.

I'm trying to keep as much facts out of this for entertainment purposes but since they can have a certain percent of their body in another dimension they could or could not be watching me right now. (Under 5% of them in another dimension makes them invisible)

I don't care if they watch me that is fine but If I see one's head slowely rise i'm from my open windows with pitch black night I AM GOING TO PISS ALL OVER THE GROUND And since they are other worldy beings there presence when you can see them near you is unsual and has a huge sense of fear to it

So please I am scared dun wnat to look out my window but I keep doing it for like 6 seconds and start to pee

This is roughly what they look like to show you how freakin scared I am

http://www.indianlakefilm.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/ebe1_alien.jpg

nothing is really fake in the original post

Lol even though I presented it so miserably and poorly making it look like a load of sh!t