Dr. Dicksucker

I went to a Dr. Dicksucker, and wouldn't you know it:  HE SUCKED MY DICK

fail. GTFO

Why would he do such a horrible thing?

>>3
Well, perhaps >>1 was trying to point out that a "Dr. Dicksucker" is very likely to do as his name implied.

And it's from his advice, that I decided to cancel an appointment to see Dr. Burnballs.

>>4
Then why did you keep your appointment with Dr. IgoballsdeepinRedCreamsanusandhelovesit?...

>>5
I've NEH-VAR heard of such a doctor.  Therefore, I made no such appointment.  Are you sure you hacked the right computer when you tried to script-kiddie yourself into my computer?  Here, try again:  My IP address is 66.207.165.166.

>>6
haha your fucked now man I know you're IP and I am going to hack it and destroy your compouter forever!

I DARE YOU.  In fact, I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU.

>>5 here

I wouldn't hack into your rig, FailCheese. I truly DON'T want to see what's in there...

>>9
DO IT MAN.  You know you want to.  HACK MY JACK.  Hit that IP address like you were the wrath of Gilgamesh.

NEVER!! And you can't make me!

>>11
Yes, I can see that, since making you would require 230 pounds of fermented yak shit.  Who ever has that much fermented yak shit on hand?  Nobody, that's who.  Not even Nepalese yak herders.

>>12
lol, that's just pathetic dude. please go and hang yourself.

>>13
It's amazing how -- given the dearth of fermented yak shit in any quantity -- that people like yourself show up with such frequency.  There must be a hidden fermented-yak-shit factory in the world, just churning that shit out.  And so we ended up with YOU.

LOL that, asscake!

This RedCram is rather obnoxious.

>>14
This guy is seriously obsessed with fermented yak shit. Its like he keeps running it through his mind 24/7 and constantly bringing it up in the one or two conversations he has with people throughout the day in hopes of them revealing to him where he could get his hands on it.

I could seriously smell the stench of fermented yak shit coming from his rank ass comment about fermented yak shit. The only way to achieve such a stench is that he has his own yak farm running in his basement where he feeds them nothing but beans in hopes of optimizing their shit output so as to have enough for his 2-3 daily baths in yak shit. Seriously man, don't obsess its not healthy.

>>16
Two mentions of fermented yak shit is not an obsession.  This is the first time I've ever mentioned fermented yak shit.  This is also the first time I've ever SEEN any conversation about fermented yak shit.  GET SOME PERSPECTIVE, BUNKY!

>>17
Keep your cool, RedCram.

>>18
I know, he gets so worked up over nothing, he must be having difficulty keeping his secret yak shit fetish under control so he takes it out on us. He is also obsessed with bath house sex, and he spends a lot of time projecting his homoerotic desires on other anonymous. Poor RedCram.

>>18
Wrong reference, wrong-ref-fag.

>>19
Still referring to the wrong target.  Another fag.

>>20
How ironic it is to hear DickCram call someone else a fag.

>>21
i no lol wtf

>>20
What's the matter, RedCram? Not getting enough dicks today?

>>23
Incorrect reference.  Examine this thread and locate the poaster "RedCram".  Hint:  There isn't one.

>>24
Oh RedCram you silly scamp!

>>25
I lol'ed.

Oh yeah, guys, we changed his name to DickCram so that might be why he is so upset because we aren't calling him DickCram