TIGHT BALLSACKS

Hey guys,

Sometimes, when I pop the boners, my ballsack contracts and jams my nuts up against my body.

Questions? Comments? Concerns?

Checking into Marriott in Pasadena California:

Clerk: Where is your ID from?
Me: P.E.I
Clerk: Where is that?
Me: Canada
Clerk: What state is that in?
Me: It’s a country of it’s own
Clerk: Yes sir I know that, but what STATE is it in?