ATTENTION!!! CONTEST!!!!

This is THE CONTEST OF THE MOST AWESOME COPYPASTA YOU KNOW!!!

Post your copypasta here and we decide what is the best of them all.

Here is how it goes.
You post copypasta here.
I decide when I close the application.
Then I make a new thread and we say which was the best.

fail. GTFO

Well I had to remove darkside514 avatar due to size issues so I am making an new rule.
All avatars should not be larger than my avatar.
If you want to see the size of my avatar save my avatar and see the size of it

I have three sons, ages 16, 15, and 12. I was also in an abusive marriage for ten years in which my 15 year old was a frequent target of my x husband. These boys had a rough time of it, as did we all.

After I left my husband my children acted out for a short time, we all spoke of feeling relief and feeling safe yet there were still some rough spots as I got the hang of trying to do it alone.

Several years ago my accountability program found that the computer had been accessing pornography. Turns out it was my middle son. To date he has been 'caught' accessing pornography many times since then. He was 13 I think when this started.

I banned him from the computer, but after a few months I would allow him to be on it for short periods of time. Each and every single time my son would access pornography within days (and sometimes hours) of being allowed back online. He was aware that he would be caught because the computers are monitored but he chose to do it anyway.

Most recently my youngest son allowed my middle son to play with his PSP. Brandon (the middle child) used it to immediately access pornography online. The child is now banned from computers, video games and so forth. I've talked until I'm blue in the face, I've grown angry and yelled, I've cried when I was alone and when I was in front of him. I've had him read Dworkin, my site, and other places (namely OAG's site) and I still can't unseat this problem. He can recite feminist literature all day long, he can understand the tenets, the ideas behind it, how it links together but he will not allow this knowledge to stand in the way of his porn use.

I don't think I'm looking for advice (I've tried everything I could think of so far) but more a place to simply be sad. I can clearly see why he's looking at pornography, I've figured all that out readily enough, but I can't seem to make it stop.

I know, that as soon as my child leaves my home and moves into his own place that he will be looking at porn immediately. I know that I am raising a problem for women. I know that this child will one day grow and will fully absorb the messages that porn sends to men. I know that my child masturbates to degradation of my people (when I use that phrase I mean womyn) and that with every orgasm he will further solidify his own hatred of and superiority over, women.

I know that there will likely come a day where my son coerces a young woman into sex (rape) and there isn't a damned thing I can do about it. I look into the eyes of my son and they still sparkle like they did when he was a baby, but he's not a baby anymore, he's growing into a man and that man will have trained himself to degrade women before he leaves my home.

As a radical feminist who puts women first I cannot begin to determine what I should do with regards to this issue. My heart breaks because there is nothing I can do to protect the womyn he will come into contact with.

I have three boys. One of them is lost to me and as a mother and a radical womyn this breaks my heart in a way I can scarcely express. I don't know if it says something terrible about me, but you know what haunts me late at night? More than anything else? I know, in my heart of hearts that, knowing what I know now, if I had it to do over again I would have had that abortion.

I also find myself blaming myself over and over again, even though that radical womyn inside of me stands up and yells that I'm placing blame in the wrong place. I'm not sure what I intended to say with this message. I began writing it this morning and put it away again and finally decided to finish it this evening. I think that maybe I just wanted to share, I keep trying with Brandon and I keep failing. He simply doesn't care. When he wants to jerk off, everything goes right out the window.

hi im tricia,i just wanna share my experience..i dont know how to start!uhmm.. i hope no one will misjudge me here i just wanna let this feeling out of me!
they say love is like paradise..its beautiful.. they say its sweet...specially when youre in love with the right guy in the right time..but why is this happening to me!i love someone but i didnt feel its beautiful and sweet,..in fact i am feeling guilt..wanna know why?
cause is my cousin..first cousin!!thats why i feel angry with myself if i dont let him be a big thing in my life i will not suffer like this i wanna be with him always!but i cant..our family keep us apart..we see each other some times but its not enough i want to hug him and tell him what i really feel but i know it will make the situation more complicated.im in college now i dont want to dissapoint my auntie who were paying my tuition fee.im ashamed of myself of what i feel..thats all pls help me i need a friend to lean on!!thanksss

For the past several months I am trying to get FREE AND I MEAN FREE pics and videos of people either having lesbian or straight sex either underwater or on the waters surface and I have not gotten anywhere.
Even Google will not help me. Does anyone have the pics I am looking for? I thank you for your help.

I'm sick of this "just get more ram!" bullshit. My 286 did almost as much functionality-wise as my current multi-ghz machine. Yeah, really. Sure, there was no multi-tasking, but I did the mostly the same things as I do today.
Hello, fuckers, just because you can eat ram doesn't mean you should. It costs money and also reduces the number of programs you can run.
I can see it now: in another ten years programs will have minimum footprint of 1GB, but they'll just do more of the same

I'm 25 and still a virgin. I am not proud of it and I hate even typing it here because I feel so ashamed of myself. I know I am going to get flamed and insulted here but I just needed to say something because its driving me crazy. I don't know how to get a girl to talk to me let alone to have sex with and even if I did I would have to admit to being a virgin and they would think there was something wrong with me so its too late for me and my life is over. I just want some help getting girls to like me and then life wouldn't be so bad.

OK its time I be honest with you all now. Yes, I am just a retarded troll that can't stop trolling. It is not an easy life, waking up each morning wondering who am I going to troll today, not knowing whether you are going to make it through another day. Its such a lonely existence, and people always just take your work for granted, like it didn't make you stay up all night worrying about the correct wording and grammer, and how it will be received by your peers. Well I suggest you take a walk in a trolls shoes before you get down and start insulting them. I can assure you, it is not an easy life!

Since typing this, I have made progress towards reform, I have decided to quit trolling forever, and I have joined a 12 step reform group called Anonymous Anonymous where you learn to give up hiding behind the wall of anonymity and take responsibilty for all the users lives you have ruined through reckless trolling. Its early days yet, but I promise I will keep you guys posted.

It is now time I come out of the closet. I just feel like its time I stop living this lie and be honest with myself and the rest of you guys. Its not an easy thing to admit to, but I really do prefer the company (and intimacy) of other men. I first realized I was gay at school, I had another friend - at first we would just 'playfully' touch each others genitals, but then it eventually turned into more erotic groping and masturbation, then kissing and finally we went all the way and found a quiet area behind some buildings and had sex. It was amazing! I never realised it would feel so good and so right with another guy pounding me, but it was then that I knew I was definately gay and not just 'experimenting' anymore.
I know I will probably be flamed and insulted for posting this here, but it is just such a relief to be this honest and to finally accept life as a homosexual so me and my boyfriend can live a long and happy life.

WOW guys I've been overwhelmed by all your support and it really feels 'normal' now even knowing that I am queer.
Well I should probably keep you guys informed on what has been happening lately. We (my boyfriend and I) have been coming over to my house for sex and other fun activities, and we have been so much happier. But the other day we were in my room playing with our favourite 'dirt devil', and we were making good use of it too. But I didn't realise my mom was still home and we accidently left the door open, and she walked in on us!!!
Well my boyfriend was so annoyed, and my mom got scared, and said 'you're moving with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
I was pleading and begging her non stop since she decided to send me away, but it was no use. She packed my bags and called a cab, and that was it; away I went. Well when this cab came near I could see the licenseplate said 'Fresh'... if anything I could tell that this cab was rare, but I thought 'oh forget it, yo homes to Bel-Air!'
I pulled up to the house around 7-8pm, and I yelled out to the cabbie 'yo homes smell you later!' I had my first good look at my new kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne, as the fresh prince of Bel-Air!

Well I am getting sick and fed up with the other members here that showing so much immature and child like behaviour here.  I am wondering why the admins here are allowing such behaviour?  I am getting sick and fed up with people here harrassing other members and myself, using others identities without permission, saying things that another persons never said, calling people names (IE Namefag), and slandering other member.  I have helped alot of members here by way of sending mass file sends of what they need, answering the request people make, and posting stuff out of the blue for you to enjoy and is being harrassed and being made fun of anyway to treat someone that helps the members of this place?  No its not.  Respect is earned when its given and I don't respect anyone that does not respect me.  I have even helped the other members here by finding web searches from Google, yes I am getting to like it and the Freeones site.
I am not into Child Porn and anything in that field period, child porn to me is wrong and sick. 
I want to thank the other members that actually lent me an hand by helping with those request I made in the past.  I am being ridiculed by me making the same requests over and over again and I see other here do the samething and they never gotten the same treatment as I have.  Why is that?  I make the same request because I don't know if you posted anything while I was asleep when I make the requests before I go to bed and if I was not on this site when someone if they do help me. 
I know some of you are going to say GTFO (Get The Fuck Out) and I know I have the choice to be here or not.  Why am I still here is something that your going to ask me is this I like the pictures and animated .gif's and this is the only place where I can get hard to find stuff.
Why can we all just get along no matter what the situation is and if you like any other members or not and start not harrassing the other people here?  Even on the internet people have the right not to be harrassed.

Well I am sick and tired of my posts always being insulted. They are not all 'copy pasta' as I actually write them each time I come here. They are all comenting on areas of legitmate concern of mine and yet they are treated like I am juts another rude and annoying 'troll' what just coming here to post rediculous stuff. It is not aceptable and I am afraid I cannot stand it any longer.
It has been to long that I am ignored and I have to insist that the site administration and programmers start to realize that and stop removing my serious postings and actualy show some respect for a member of this site who has been here for a long time. As a more regular member I have come to expect a better level of service and interaction with other members and of course the admins, but this does'nt seem to be what is really happening here.
I am truely sick of other members and even in some cases the admins making fun of, calling me names, (like 'muslim' and so on) harassing me and even deleting a post after I spent time and effort typing it. Well it will be the last time I can assure you that!
Like most of you here I come here to enjoy this fun place and its nice pleasant atmosphere without the fear of being abused, harassed, 'trolled' and called rude and annoying names. It has been a long time since I have felt safe and secure browsing this site in the knowledge that this is the case. You people all know who I am talking about, there are a lot of you rude people just coming here to annoy people and insult other users and even more have been coming here recently.
I for one think it is time the internet admins and service providers started blocking access to the internet for people what are just going to be annoying rude and post stupid messages and pictures that are not anime or hentai. This is what will be happening soon if people around here don't start behaving and acting there age, and I will be reporting to the service provider of the site admins so they will have a little bit of answering to do I think! Even here on the 'web' people should be allowed to feel safe and not have to worry about viruses or rude insulting people coming in and ruining the experience for them.

Dear Husband

I am writing this letter just so you’d know that I’m leaving you.
Your Boss called me yesterday to tell me that you have quitted your job. So that means you ain’t got money coming anymore.
I wanted to tell you that I’ve been a good wife during the last 7 or 8 years, yet you treated me like sh!t.
But the last 2 weeks have been like Hell for me. A week ago, when I came home you didn’t even notice me, you didn’t see that I’ve been to the hairdresser and I had my nails done. Plus I had nice make up on too.
You also didn’t notice the fact that I made you your favourite meal and that I was wearing a lovely sexy outfit which was bought not out of YOUR salary.
You had no reaction to this, you just ate your meal and then you sat in front of the TV, and after that you went straight to bed.
You no longer tell me that you love me, and you barely ever even touch me, not to mention SEX.
This is why I’m leaving you.

PS.
Don’t try to find me, it’s useless. I and your brother went to another country, where we will live a long happy life.
And I strongly recommend you to get a life too.
Your ex, Wife.

Dear Wife,

This has been one lucky day for me. When I finished reading your letter all I could do is to jump with joy.
We’ve been married for 7 years indeed, but during the past months you were not behaving like a good wife. I mean yes, I DO watch TV, so I can calm down after you yell at me. And I DID notice your hair and make up, but I didn’t want to offend you by telling the truth – that you looked more like a man...
I didn’t tell you this because my mother taught me that it’s better to shut up if you can’t say anything nice or sweet. And when you prepared me my “favourite food” I believe you confused me with my brother: I never liked soup.

And after I saw the $49.99 label on your sexy outfit I remembered that I loaned $50 to my brother last week. It all made sense. That’s why I went to bed.
But I was still in love with you and I hoped that we could make things work.

Anyway, after winning $11 million at the lottery, I quit my job and bought 2 tickets to the Bahamas for us. But when I got home you were already gone. I hope you will have a long happy life.

PS:After showing your letter to my lawyer, he said I don’t owe you anything at all, not one cent.
Take care of yourself,
Your beloved happy Husband

When I was around 12 or 13 years old I would always change into shorts with no underpants on when my friend came over. I would get a boner then lay on the couch, on my side, with one leg up so he could see my erect tween dong!

    I would watch him to see if he was looking but not directly. I used my peripheral vision to keep tabs on their gazes. My friend would look at it like like every 10 seconds. Whenever he looked at it I got even harder.

    He would spend the night all the time and we'd stay up late. One time we were watching a movie and we were all under the blankets together (it was winter). Naturally I was free balling in shorts again. I positioned myself so that if I got hard it would touch his thigh.

    Then I started thinking the sexiest thoughts that a kid that age could think of. I could feel my bone growing and reaching out towards his leg. Finally the tip made contact with his thigh and he moved it away. I moved ever so slightly. I mean you could hardly tell I had moved at all and it was touching him again. He moved again. I was devastated and had pretty much given up.

    I went back to watching the movie. About 15 minutes later he rolled over so that his body was facing mine. He moved his hands forward underneath the blankets and accidentally touched my cock. Then something amazing happened! And now I can talk to animals! It's really cool!! But a complete secret... and you know what? Life's never been the same!

Who the fuck do you think you are? Leave moots penis out of this. I did not come on this board to be abused and insulted and put up on trial. Grow the fuck up and stop harrassing people for no reason.

Well fuck you faggot piece of shit I know that I was making sure the OP would understand that by getting a DVD burner he could also burn CDs but you had to call me out and make me look like an idiot in front of the whole board. You are some stupid faggot that doesn't know what the fuck he is talking about and you don't even belong on this site if you can't tell when you should or should not post your pathetic 'information' which doesn't help anyone here in the slightest. GTFO my site and don't ever come back unless you have learnt about how this board works, and are not just here to make fun of people and cause them extra stress which they do not need in their lives. Fuck off and I hope I never see you because if I do I will smash your fuckin head so hard you will be sore for days, you faggot piece of filth. Go home already so I can stop posting this and get on with my life, which I would be doing now if you hadn't intervened. Fuck you to hell, and I hope you and your whole family burns there forever so you will learn what you have done and probably do to people here all the time. Its time you learnt to grow the fuck up and move out of your familys basement, and get a life outside the internet and this 4chan business. You make us here look like shit and you ruin our image for the media, so now we are nothing but a bunch of retards who annoy other online users and just ruin the internet in general. Time to get off my site and stop this wave of abusive behaviour and don't EVER call me out on a site again especially when I am right and can prove it.

Very good, Anonymous. Keep posting.

Bump

Something is terribly wrong with me. I've met the girl of my dreams and she was perfect to me in every way; so much so that I've asked her to marry me. Everything in my life was in order and going in a positive direction, that is until I met her sister.

After asking her to marry me over a candlelit dinner she said that I MUST visit her parents. This was something that I knew was coming, but was dreading to the day. We drove up to her parent's house about 12 miles away and needless to say I was a nervous wreck. Fortunately, her parents were very nice and not too judging. We had a nice dinner conversation and I was seated directly across from her baby sister. I don't know what it was, but I no longer grew nervous as soon as I saw her. All my fears and worries seemed to slip away as I stared at her big doe eyes and perfect skin. I was immediately comfortable around her, something that took me a while to get used when I first started dating my fiancee.

At first it was an infatuation really for the first 30 minutes. I loved how she looked around the entire room constantly distracted turning her head in every direction. Not caring too much, she was such a free spirit. What really did it for me though was how she shit herself in the middle of dinner and the smell of putrid fecal matter pervaded the air in the dining room. She somehow knew I had a scat fetish and had done that intentionally. Her mother quickly took her away to get her changed and brought her back. I wanted to lunge at her right there and then. I didn't care if she was 30 feet away (it was a big table) and there were food and plates obstructing my path, I yearned for her. But then I remembered my fiancee. I had forgotten about her for the last 40 minutes. I looked back at her and told her I needed to use the bathroom.

After immediately closing the door I began to masturbate furiously. I tried thinking of my fiancee for a minute, but her face somehow got transfigured to that of her sisters. I felt guilty, but the pleasure felt so good that I couldn't stop. Then I saw her diaper in the trash bin with some fresh shit still in there. I pulled it out instantly and began to rub it on my 13 in. cock and all across my face. I licked my fingers clean so as not to waste any of it and I finally climaxed and practically passed out on the ground. I was exhausted. I cleaned myself up and tried to enjoy the rest of the evening, but a thought kept appearing in the back of my head. Is she really the one for me?

I know it seems wrong 4chan, but I can't help think about her sister. I want to marry my fiancee, but there are times were I have great doubts. I don't want to marry her if I don't love her and I also don't want to leave her for her sister. I don't think she could take it. Either way her heart gets broken. PLZ! Helps me 4chan! What do I dooooooooo?!!??!?!!?

My friend and I played a pick up game of basketball at the local rec center and afterwards we both decided to play video games over at his house. The walk seemed endless but we finally got there and quickly stepped inside. I greeted his parents for a few seconds and then we both proceeded to go upstairs to his room. We were both pretty sweaty and dirty and he was going to change his clothes. As he was about to leave the room he looked back at me and asked if I wanted some of his spares so I wouldn't be sitting there with the sweat drying on my back. I swear my friend is the nicest guy I ever met.

We both stepped into his closet and started changing. I couldn't help but notice his bulging pecs, biceps, and nice tight abs. He worked out on a daily basis. His clothes were a bit loose on me but were perfectly tight on his well sculpted body. Mine was a bit loose and flabby. I was a bit embarrassed. I was so jealous. My friend is so strong, confident, considerate, and well everything I wanted to be.

He seemed to notice me looking at him because I was staring at him for 5 minutes without moving. I was entranced by a seemingly golden sexual aura surrounding his muscular body. He could tell that I was jealous and offered to take me to work out with him one day. I was so happy that I think IT moved.

We played Halo 2 for a bit and were talking all the while. Eventually we got the point where we were asking each other "Would you" questions. He asked me if I would run around the school hallways naked. I asked him if he would suck off a horse and swallow. He asked me if I would suck off my friend to suck out the poison if a snake happened to bite his cock. I read between the lines and knew that there was more to this hypothetical question that met the eye. He was so into me. I quickly and cooly responded "yes". I then looked at him seductively. He looked at me back and laughed. It was time to step it up a notch.

I joined in laughing with him and I think I asked him. "Hey I got one for you. I bet that you're not man enough to kiss me."

He laughed uncomfortably for a while and looked at me hard. "What are you talking about man. That's some gay shit."

"No..." I replied. "A real man is comfortable with his seuxality. He wouldn't have no problems say....kissing another guy for like 5 minutes. You're not a pussy are you."

"I'm not little bitch" he said. "I would have no problem making out with another guy to prove how much of a man I was. I would even have no problems French kissing another guy for like 5 minutes if I really needed to. I'm as manly as they come. I'm a man's man."

"Yeah, you are pretty manly" I responded. "But probably not to that extent. I think that might be out of your league." He was my friend for 6 years. I knew just how to push his buttons and believe me I was pushing them hard. I planned to counter his responses with about 4 different rebuttals. This was going to happen right now one way or another.

"Dude, what are you getting at" he said. "I would have no problems french kissing you right now if need be. I am 100% man. I ain't no fuckin pussy." He was very agitated now. I had him just where I wanted him.

"Oh yea. So what's the problem" I said. "Do it then. Show me that real tough manly shit."

"All right" he said. "You wanna see tough. I'll show you tough." And with that he leaned over and forced his tongue down my throat. I couldn't believe this was happening. I grabbed his ass and pushed him forward forcing him to go deeper. I bit his lip intensely and we must have made out for what was 5 minutes. My tongue was practically a toothbrush going all over his fuckin mouth. I went through and got in all through his teeth and played with his tongue a bit.

He pulled back and said "Dude, your mouth tastes like you've been sucking dicks all day. Anyways, are you convinced now?" It was true. I had been sucking a couple dicks that day. I decided to change the topic.

"Dude what are you talking about" I said. "Its only been 3 minutes." I grabbed his face with both my hands pushed him back in. We would have had another 5 minutes of passion but his father just happened to walk in on us at that moment and boy was he pissed. He yelled at us for about 10 minutes but the odd thing was that he had a hard on the whole time he was doing it. He kept trying to push it down with his elbow but every time he did so his eyes rolled to the back of his head a bit. I think he was masturbating right in front of us. Anyways, he sending me mixed messages that was for sure. I couldn't tell if he enjoyed it and couldn't admit it or what. Next thing I new a stream of what must have been jizzum appeared on his right pantleg of his beige courderoys. His eyes went back for a full 10 seconds and his face was really red and sweaty. He looked at me intensely and suggested I go home.

I packed my stuff and said my goodbyes. I looked back at my friend and said "Dude, your dad's got a pretty big package. I'll see you later." And with that I proceeded to walk back home.

So what do you think 4chan, did I play that smooth or what? Now the problem is how do I make him fall in love with me. Any tips would be welcome and I really want this to happen. Helps me 4chan! What do I dooooooo?!?!?

So I was sitting alone just hangning out at home Saturday with my little puppy dog. I was finding errors in the phone book and jotting them down so as to later complain about them to someone who doesn't give a shit. Then my dog kept on hopping on my lap and licking my face. He was being especially affectionate today and i decided to give him a rub on the belly. So it was at the moment that as i reached to pet him he quickly rolled over and he made me give him a hand job.

My dog rolled over so fast that I actually would up giving him a hand job. I went for the petting motion of 2 strokes before i realized that he had flipped over and had a raging hard on. I quickly stopped when i patted his wiener but that was enough to set him off. He jizzed all over my face. That decietfully clever motherfucker. As i looked into his eyes i knew he had planned it all along. He had this smug look of satisfaction and I thought you know what buddy...two can play that game.

I quickly took off my pants and started beating off furiously. I fuckin went 20 mph on that shit and jizzed all over my dog's face. His face was drooling with my semen and i looked at him and said "There how do you like it?" It turns out he liked it very much as he liked it all clean off his face. Then i said fuck it and went to sleep. The next day he was throwing up a lot and i took him to the vet and got the news. My dog was pregnant!! It was me it had to have been.

So anyways I thought if any of youguys could help me and sign a petition so i could marry my dog. It's the right thing to do right?

It was Friday night about 9:00 pm. My friend Justin and I just finished watching The Bad News Bears. Justin said "boy, that movie sucked pretty hard I mean All he did was swear and drink and just act like a drunken idiot the whole time". I disagree, I liked the movie. It really showed how an inferior team can overcome all odds and almost become the best team in the league. Justin said "dude it was a comedy, that shit doesn't happen in real life". I said whatever" Billy Bob thornton is still hot. An awkard pause hit both of us as I just realized what I said. "Dude, are you gay?'' UM,, no I was just thinkin he was kinda good lookin for a guy, not in a sexual way. Whatever man, I know you like him. I think hes kind of cute too but I liked the yankees coach a bit more. "yah that dude was smokin, did you see those biceps, um wait YOUR GAY TOO HUH. "Well, I mean Ive been kinda attracted to guys lately... I mean some girls are still hot but I've kind of lost interest in girls. I've been noticing how alot of young guys have such great bodies. Girls have just fatty bodies. Hardly any muscle". " I know what you mean, guys physiques are wayy better. Hey want to come over to my place if your not doing anything. Ya know like hang out and shit. " ya man Ill follow you home, we hardly ever just hang out anymore."

I followed Justin home, the ride seemed to take hours even though his house is about 10 miles from the theatre. I said I wanted to hang out but I really was kinda interested in seein how me and Justin could well... get along. "Ok Ill just say it, I want to fuck every corner of him. I want to fuck his asshole and push his shit in and I want to suck his lovely 8 incher. Hes so hot, He has huge pecs, wavy blonde hair and arms that are the most defined I've seen in a guy. Basically even non gay men would think the dudes hot, thats how hot he is." We arrived at his place finally... It seemed like hours and he opened the door for both of us. He quickly sat on the couch and turned on some football. He said, I have to take a shower, keep this game on im taping it though. I said ok, thinking wow hes taking a shower, I might have a peek at this. I slowly took my pants and boxers off and then my shirt. I layed them out on his couchand admired my great physique in the window which acted as a mirror. About 5 minutes into his shower (he takes like 20 minute showers) I figured it was the right time to approach. I slowly opened the unlocked bathroom door and started pullin the curtain back to have a peek. He didn't notice me as he was washing his face andhis body was just so wonderful. His lovely pectorals went down into a six pack and his arms, not too big but very defined radiated from his chest. His muscular legs went down from his pelvis, oh shit his cock is like 10 inches, I knew it was big but it was huge.

 I knew it was time, I slowly crept into the shower and softly carresed his abdomen. He leapt back a little ways and said , dude I mean its the first date. I said, dont talk just go with it. " NO DUDE IM NOT IN THE MOOD, WHEN DID I SAY I WAS ATTRACTED TO YOU". Um you didnt but I had the impression..." Dude we're just friends. BUT I HAVE TO HAVE YOU and with that I grabbed the metal shower rack and pulled it out and hit him so hard in the head, he fell down in a pile of blood. I dragged his beautiful body out into the living room, still wet from the shower, the way I like it and his head was still bleeding. I turned him over and layed down on top of him and startedm oving rhythmically to the sound of the homoerotic porn I had just put on. Ohh my penis dug so far into his tight asshole and pulled back. Even in death it seemed like he was having pleasure as his asshole seemed to rhythmically rub my cock. Oh i waish it could last longer but it was so hard to contain and my semen just spilled for what seemed like 30 seconds into his asshole.

What have I done I thought, Ive killed my best friend just because I was horny. Oh well He shoulda fucked me willingly. five minutes later I was horny for him again. Hes so hot it makes the libido come back so much faster. I wiped the blood away from his face and stuck my cock into his blood filled mouth. The blood made it feel so much better as I moved his head up and down my 8 inches and I must have gotten so into the moment I was pushing so hard I must have ruptured his throat as more blood starting flowing out of his mouth. THis turned me on and I came so fast but only for about 15 seconds did the white fluid pour into his life blood. I found out blood really turns me on, I must be a sick bastard but hey Im living my fantasy. Theres one last thing to do though. I slowly took his body under my arms and propped his legs up on the couch. I then squeezed under his chest, pushing him upp on my back. I put my butt up to his penis and then started moving his hard 10 inches ( he must have been turned on by me a little as he died hard as a rock) into my ass. It was the most thrilling experience ever. I felt as if he really loved me and wanted my body for him. I rhythmically Moved my ass up and down his cock until he BLEW HIS LOAD right into my anus. i was glad and sad at the same time.

I'd never be able to talk to Justin again but I could always remember this night and think about the bond we shared even if he was dead I think he enjoyed it. There was only one thing left to do, I took my shovel, put him into my trunk and drove to my secret place in the woods. I dug a hole just deep enough so it would be untouched by animals but not so deep it would be hard to access. After I finished digging I thought Justin, if you are up there I am terribly sorry for what I did. I would take it back in an instant but theres nothing that can be done about it now. I want to know I really did love you even if you didn't feel the same way and I reacted out of pure stupidity as I couldn't judge how you felt. I was hurt and I reacted impulsively but you will always be in my heart justin and my cock will always find your ass, even long after your flesh has rotted away. Thats why i must keep this shovel in the car and always remember where you lie...

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AWESOME!!!
I ROFLED!
MOA!

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