Name: Anonymous 2008-06-17 23:39
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
By: Anonymous Asshole
Hmmm, well after 26 years of being a caucasion male American on planet Earth, I have realized that I just may be a true to life, 100% authentic asshole.... What follows are just a small collection, including some of my favorite personal thoughts, theorys, and known facts! At the time these were written, I was severly bored and suffering from apparent insomnia, so please, bare with me.... Oh, and by the way, my intentions of the following writings are to piss off as many people as humanly possible! I decided to finally state how I feel about this slightly random, but particular list. WOooo, so here we go! To start, anyone can prove that God doesn't exist, just pick up any damn history book.... Ironically, nobody can prove he does! Blind faith isn't proof, it's just ignorance.... This gives a half-assed excuse for the weak-minded who can't seem to just merely believe in themselves! I bet you didn't know Jesus participated in orgies and alcohol/drug parties! Wow, what a saviour, and that people is FACT.... Our Universe is always expanding, it's extremely likely that at some point it will stop, but who knows? Look up the definition of theory, maybe that will help some of you to understand my point of view, or maybe not, (I DON'T REALLY CARE)! The end is inevitable, but it probably won't be on December 21, 2012 (the proposed Mayan calender Doomsday).... If it is, then it'll inevitably be the United States newly elected President who does it, (fucking fascists)! Obviously, and without a doubt, it will be coined the term "World War 3", and of course it will be a nuclear war at that! Wrap your head around this! What isn't immediatly destroyed by the numerous Worldwide nuclear blasts will eventually be destroyed by the vast amount of fallout that they will no doubt create! First off, the fallout will create thick black clouds covering entire Continents! Second, the lingering death clouds will gather up as much fresh water as possible at the same time slowly becoming and/or creating and causing massive nuclear thunderstorms, immense heavy rain, enourmess hurricanes, devastating tornados, spectacular typhoons, horendous flooding, intense mudslides, fierce raging wildfires, and possibly even severe earthquakes.... Last but not least, all these factors will in turn be the cause of the insane rising toxic levels of planet Earths above and below ground fresh water supply. Thus, in due time ending all forms of life as we know it.... Last, but not least, I always find it rather funny when someone prays.... What kind of person talks to themselves? CRAZY people thats who!!! In closing, rather you agree with me on some, none, or all of the things I have said, I honestly could give two shits, so keep it to your fucking self dammit! Oh ya, umm, I forgot. One more thing to get under your feeble minded skin, God Bless America....................................... ;)
By: Anonymous Asshole
Hmmm, well after 26 years of being a caucasion male American on planet Earth, I have realized that I just may be a true to life, 100% authentic asshole.... What follows are just a small collection, including some of my favorite personal thoughts, theorys, and known facts! At the time these were written, I was severly bored and suffering from apparent insomnia, so please, bare with me.... Oh, and by the way, my intentions of the following writings are to piss off as many people as humanly possible! I decided to finally state how I feel about this slightly random, but particular list. WOooo, so here we go! To start, anyone can prove that God doesn't exist, just pick up any damn history book.... Ironically, nobody can prove he does! Blind faith isn't proof, it's just ignorance.... This gives a half-assed excuse for the weak-minded who can't seem to just merely believe in themselves! I bet you didn't know Jesus participated in orgies and alcohol/drug parties! Wow, what a saviour, and that people is FACT.... Our Universe is always expanding, it's extremely likely that at some point it will stop, but who knows? Look up the definition of theory, maybe that will help some of you to understand my point of view, or maybe not, (I DON'T REALLY CARE)! The end is inevitable, but it probably won't be on December 21, 2012 (the proposed Mayan calender Doomsday).... If it is, then it'll inevitably be the United States newly elected President who does it, (fucking fascists)! Obviously, and without a doubt, it will be coined the term "World War 3", and of course it will be a nuclear war at that! Wrap your head around this! What isn't immediatly destroyed by the numerous Worldwide nuclear blasts will eventually be destroyed by the vast amount of fallout that they will no doubt create! First off, the fallout will create thick black clouds covering entire Continents! Second, the lingering death clouds will gather up as much fresh water as possible at the same time slowly becoming and/or creating and causing massive nuclear thunderstorms, immense heavy rain, enourmess hurricanes, devastating tornados, spectacular typhoons, horendous flooding, intense mudslides, fierce raging wildfires, and possibly even severe earthquakes.... Last but not least, all these factors will in turn be the cause of the insane rising toxic levels of planet Earths above and below ground fresh water supply. Thus, in due time ending all forms of life as we know it.... Last, but not least, I always find it rather funny when someone prays.... What kind of person talks to themselves? CRAZY people thats who!!! In closing, rather you agree with me on some, none, or all of the things I have said, I honestly could give two shits, so keep it to your fucking self dammit! Oh ya, umm, I forgot. One more thing to get under your feeble minded skin, God Bless America....................................... ;)