negros, colored people, people of color,

Dear Niggas,

You may have noticed that every decade or two the acceptable term to use for your race is updated and the older term declared obscene and offensive. Just letting you know that this is all part of our continued effort to prove to you how much we care about you all. You're our best friends except other whites.


Sincerely,

White People



P.S. *fistpound*

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That might be right up Islam's alley, since it's a short change to just call them Turbans.  Watch the headgear.  They already wear Palestinian-style head cloths (allegedly for retention of hair products).