t-shirts with offensive shit on them

They don't try hard enough.  Well that is they try harder to be cutesy clever or funny while being offensive, and that pisses me off.  I'd rather sell t-shirts don't try; makes a great gag gift for your buddy:
IT'S SPELLED "FUCK", NOT "FCUK" YOU STUPID FAT CUNT

If you fold over so the top half of ELIGY is put with the bottom half of POCR, the letters look like FUCK, in which case you have been told to FUCK OFF by the shirt.