Pro-Troll

A lot of people think, swearing every second word makes them a good troll.
What is YOUR definition of a good troll?

A good troll will let you use his bridge without getting hassled.

AnOnYmOuS 2U

wats a trol/

Subtlety is essential to any good troll.  Without it, you're just a dipshit.

>>5
Correct, I agree.
Anything else?

Well I am not an "troll." You have no right to call me that if I made mistakes. This site should have some rules about harrassments, threats, and name calling.  I am still in the need of more help in that regards

>>8
Well I am not an "troll."
Yes, you are.  Worse than that, you're a 330-line Perl program, making you even MOAR of a troll

You have no right to call me that if I made mistakes.
Yes, I do, mistakes or not.

This site should have some rules about harrassments, threats, and name calling.
Then this site wouldn't be worth coming to.

I am still in the need of more help in that regards
A bullet in the brainpan sounds MORE like your speed.  Of course, someone instead could just halt your process ... since after all, you're just a Perl script.

I'm 25 and still a virgin. I am not proud of it and I hate even typing it here because I feel so ashamed of myself. I know I am going to get flamed and insulted here but I just needed to say something because its driving me crazy. I don't know how to get a girl to talk to me let alone to have sex with and even if I did I would have to admit to being a virgin and they would think there was something wrong with me so its too late for me and my life is over. I just want some help getting girls to like me and then life wouldn't be so bad.

>>10
No you aren't; you're 37.

I'm 37 and still a virgin. I am not proud of it and I hate even typing it here because I feel so ashamed of myself. I know I am going to get flamed and insulted here but I just needed to say something because its driving me crazy. I don't know how to get a girl to talk to me let alone to have sex with and even if I did I would have to admit to being a virgin and they would think there was something wrong with me so its too late for me and my life is over. I just want some help getting girls to like me and then life wouldn't be so bad.

Jeepers, so am I but I have to beat the girls off of me to stop them, which is what I do because I am out of my fucking mind but I don't care, I only want some love

>>10-12
You are only satisfying my deep-seated need for attention from morons.  Keep poasting.

>>14
Gosh darn it we were just about to stop posting until you challenged us, now we have to keep making fun of you just to save face! All we ever wanted was for us to be friends!

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To Aaron Burr:

Let's not duel again, it's too dangerous. Owwwwwwwwww (ack) (thud)

-Alex Hamilton.

>>17
He was great as Ironsides.  You see, he was called Ironside because he was in a wheelchair.

fuck you, you fucking fuck.

fuck you, you fucking fuck fucker

A good troll is one who-rather than simply getting everyone to tell him to stfu-manages to manipulate the forum into flaming itself. A good troll tricks other posters into drawing the ire of their fellows, starting a flamewar that has the potential to rage on for pages and pages with few (if any) additional posts from the troll himself.

>>21
QFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!