RedCream is like my dad.

I want to lick his asshole clean. He's okay when he's being serious, often he has interesting, if a little shallow, observations on politics and society. But when he gets all carried away and tries to be funny... Ouch! The fail. Maybe RedCream is my father.

RedCream, how many children do you have? Is your youngest son's name Joey?

I have no children.  But I could use a cleaner asshole.