>>10
Hey. Let's get something straight right off the bat: you probably won't like me.
But that's okay. I don't like you either. I like sheep on my plate, not littered throughout society. If you want to submit to the government machine, go ahead, but stay out of my way. Here's some quick tips:
1) Do NOT underestimate me.
2) Do NOT anger me. Seriously.
3) Leave me alone. I'll grant you the same luxury.
You might take a curious glance in my direction. Strange looking kid. An obvious affection for black attire, you might note. Should my eyes meet yours, I may raise an eyebrow or give a lazy smirk. I am analyzing; I can tell so much about you. You're so naive, it's almost cute. What do you know about me, though? You'll likely never solve it on your own.
I am a computer hacker. I'm the guy you hear about in the news. You'll never see me though; I'm untraceable. Like a ghost, nothing but a translucent orb in your family photos. You'll sense my presence but never have a direct encounter. The internet is my turf. My bullets come in 64KB rounds, magazines of billions.
Do yourself a favour and take my tips.
Keep your fingernails to the mirrors, kids