Meh.

I figure I'll file in my complaint here. Its a common one, I imagine. I'm Japanese man, realize that negatively impacts my appearance and dislike that. Although I take strides to compensate, its one of the things which I cannot ultimately change and wonder how many of my rejections are immediately due to that.

I try not to hate myself, but unchangeable obstacles are a source of frustration, of course.

SEE A JAPMAN
MOUTH FILLS WITH VOMIT
CALL POLICE TO SETUP PRISON CAMP

RedCream: [On the phone with police] "God damn it! I said GUKES, MAN, GUUKES! They're invading my territory, AGAIN!"
Officer Barbrady: "Please sur, try to calm down."
A2U: Walks in, takes spilt vomit on floor, places in blender with some vodka ice *vreeeeeeeh* Pinchin' a new brand of waflsnak, squeeeeezing cream on top *qUIIIh* Pours blender mixture over waflsnak like syrup. A2U places steamy waflsnak in front of RedCream with fork.
RedCream: [Still on phone with police] "NO! YOU'RE not LISTENING to ME! I said we have invaders in our mist! They haven't stopped since WWII!!!"
A2U: *snkr-snkr*
RedCream: [Looks to right and sees plate of waffles and strawberry syrup] "Hmm, what's this? [puts fork into waflsnak, grinds off a piece and puts it into his mouth] "MMM! Not bad!"
Officer Barbrady: "Sur, I'm going to have to ask you not to contact us again regarding your complaint. We concider it to be a non-issue at the present time."
A2U: [Walks out the door, giggling and laughing historically]
RedCream: "God damn fucking police! Now what the hell am I supposed to do, huh? God Damned Gukes!" [continues eating waflsnax. Thirsty, RedCream reaches for glass of 'applejuice'] "Ah, a nice warm glass of applejuice. *Gulp-Gulp-Gulp-Gulp* AHHHH! These sure R Gewd! *Narfl, narfl, narfl* Wish I had the recipe! Wait a minute.... [roles around in mouth for a bit] This tastes awefully familiar...Nah! *Chew, chew, gulp* [grabs glass of 'applejuice'] *Swig, gulp-gulp-gulp* Guess it's time to watch some more hentai. [gets up puts cleaned off plate into sink, walks past mirror and notices something out of the ordinary] WTF?!? How the hell did eye get Pink I? God damned KIKES! SPIKS! GUKES! NIGGGGGGERRRRS!"
A2U: [wistling dixie] "...duhn, duhn, duhn...Hellow...NE body home? [knocks on door]
Hitler: [opens door] "Guten morgen. Dast ein vasser ist 'faw-shizzel'."
A2U: [turns to camera and smiles with German Luger behind back] *click-click, BANG*
[3 hours later]
Officer Barbrady: "Well, what have we hear? This guy looks awefully familiar, doesn't he?"
Hitler: [white sheet pulled back, face shot off]
Officer Barbrady: [notices some vomit on ground] "Hmm, what do we have hear? Looks like some evidence."
[Barbrady pulls up to RedCream's trailer, and knocks on the door]
RedCream: "Meh, wtf jew want?"
Officer Barbrady: [i] [Hits RedCream in head with billy-club]
[RedCream wakes up in holding-cell wearing drag and make-up and double-ended-dildo hanging out ass]
Judge Dredd: "On the 9 counts of wreckless endangerment, 2 counts HOMO-side, 23 counts indecent exposure, and 14 counts of sex with an unlicensed animal. How do you plead?"
RedCream: [shruggs] "Uhhh, not...guilty?"
Judge Dredd: [leans into RedCream's face] "I knew jew say that."
Judge Dredd: [pulls out service revolver] "Gernaide!" [shoves revolver into RedCream's mouth] "How'd those waflsnax taste?"
RedCream: [look of puzzlement cums over RedCream's face, then shock] "Mnnnnnnnnuuuuuuuugggghhhhhh!"
[outside the cell sounds of a loud explosion wring out]
A2U: [mopping the floors outside the cell] "Mess with the best, die like the rest."

cums over RedCream's face

lol

RedCream is a jew!
He pisses in his shoe.
His lovers live in a zoo.
And he doesn't have a clue.
So, what's RedCream gonna dew?
Seeing other people makes him spew.
His goatse is all blue.
God is his friend anew.
RedCream's face is covered in gew.
A2U giggled as he knew,
That RedCream wasn't true.

RedCream says he'll sue.
On 4chan, he shits on yew.
His statements are full of Q.
His cock is twisted 2.
His mom's a kangaroo.
He fucked his sister too.
Waflsnax in his mouth. chew.
His testes are different hue.
Diarrhea is is brew.
RedCream cowers before A2U.

what the hell's all this then

WTF is a "guke"?

It's the Korean word for foreigner. Though when we americans arrived and heard them saying Guke, we took it as our word for them and all oriental asians just like we did for African Americans when we took the word from the place from where they were taken "Niger" pronounced nah-ee-jerr now used as the word "Nigger" as a form of debasement for all African Americans and all people of darker complexion. And you call yourself smart, more like smart as an amoeba. Get a job as a Garbage Disposal Technician, train well, and thereby learn how to dispose of yourself appropriately as so not to offend others with the sight, smell and sound of your filth. And so, proving once again that despite your talk of FAIL, you have unwittingly yet skillfully contributed to self FAILYOUR!!!

Ahahahhaa! U R FUN-E! >>7 Anonymous and >>8 RedCream both have same post times. LOL

ROTFL!!!!!!! LOLULZ!!!

So, how do you pronounce "guke"?

GEWK, FUCKSTICK, GEWK! CRIST ON FUCKING CRUTCHES!!! EITHER STFU< OR >GTFO. YOUR NARFL-TASTIC BULLSHIT, /b/-TARDED MISOGYNISTIC, HOMO-SIDE L, HARBL-FAPPIN, COCKSMOK'N ATTITUDE IS ONLY DESTROYING YOU, U DISRESPECTFUL NUT-JUGGLER! U R FAILYOUR, PLAIN AND SYMBOL! JEW DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THE WOIDS THAT R CUMMIN OUT YOUR MOUTH, WHICH PROBABLY MEANS THAT UR BRAIN IS THAT OF YOGURT, NO, I DON'T WANNA TASTE! THE EVIDENCE IS ALL HERE, FORE ALL 4CHAN.ORG ANONS TO TAKE IN AND VOMIT OUT REFUSE BULLSHIT THAT U CONSISTENTLY LACE YOUR /b/-tarded WAFLSNAX WITH! GO NARFL THEM ON YOUR OWN TIME, AND LEAVE US BE HUMANS ONCE MORE! GZUS H FUCKING CHRIST UR AS SMART AS AN AMOEBA LOOKIN' 4 PUNE ON A DUNE! AND IF YOU COMMENT ON MY SPELLING OR GRAMMAR ONCE MORE, THE ANSWER IS I DO IT ALL FOR YOU, YOUGURLT FOR BRAINS! SO SUCK IT UP, SUCK UP SUM MOAR WAFLSNAX, NARFL THOSE DOWN 2! GZUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING STICK IN JERUSALEM I HAVE FINALLY OBSERVED A TRULY HEDONISTIC LOLI-GAG-R!!! FOLKS, LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS, LOCK UP YOUR WIVES, LOCK UP YOUR BACK-DOOR, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, THE REDCREAM'S BACK IN TOWN, DON'T PUT YOUR UMBRELLA'S DOWN, CAUSE HE IS DND, HE'S DYNAMITE, DND, AND HE'LL WIN THE FIGHT, DND, HE'S A POWER LOAD, DND, WATCH HIM EXPLOOOOOOOODDDEEEE!!! NOT ME, I'M OUTAHERE!
"Annnd Maaaannnny MOAOAOAOAOAOAOR!" YEAH!

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Rules_Of_The_Internet
And I suppose that means that due to feeding the trolls, 4chan.org has contracted AIDS and is now infukted with faggotry and constantpainshun. ABANDON SHIP! SAYONARA, MOOTy!

I was asking around, and was told it could be pronounced "GEWK" or "GOO-ik".

Leave it to beaver, he always knows how to avert attention by focussing on one mediocre tree in a forest of evergreens. I COULDN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR MEAGER LEARNING ABILITIES AND RESEARCH CAPACITIES, I ACTUALLY HAVE A FRIEND THAT SPEAKS, READS, AND WRITES KOREAN. I MET HIM AT WORK, AND FOUND THAT HE AND I SHARE A PROCLIVITY FOR ASIAN CULTURES, HIM KOREA, ME JAPAN. But you my friend are the epic poster child of the cancer afflicting the human G-NOME! <YES, I SPELT IT LIKE GNOME, CAUSE THATS WHAT U R, FUCKTASTICALLY GOATSE FELCHER! <BTW, THIS MEANS TO SUCK SPERM OUT A GUY'S ASS! YESH, U, R, GAY, FUCK OFF AND DIE IN YOUR FUCKING CLOSET, YOU R THE  CONSTANTPAINSHUN OF 4CHAN.ORG AND YOU SHOULD BE EXPELLED AND FLUSHED DOWN THE EVER SPINNING WHIRLWIND OF GTFO! *awaiting response*

I claim this thread in the name of Cactus


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So, it's pronounced "GOO-ik"?  Or what?

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Goo.