Gay bar names for Aspies

I've been informed that people with Asperger's have trouble with metaphors.  That deficit must be doubley hard for the gay Asperger's man, because how is he supposed to figure out where to go for gay dancing withoug understanding that "The Steam Whistle" is a metaphor for cock?  Perhaps the helpful cock-shaped steam whistle ejaculating steam drawn on the sign is helpful, but that is no guarantee.

Please, could we open gay bars with less obtuse names?  Such as, "The Throbbing Erect Gay Penis", you know -- like that, or better yet, "The Gay Bar for Gay Guys to Get All Gay In".

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It's the kind of kids that were called nerds in the 1980s until we found out that they are actually defective in a medical way in the brain.