Doing it HARD

Yes, today's man works HARD, and he plays HARD.  He eats his pears HARD, and when he shits, he shits HARD.  When the day is done, he sleeps HARD.  After a HARD night's sleep, he wakes up HARD.  A good HARD cup of coffee later, he rides the bus HARD to the nearest stop at his HARD fuckin' job.  He walks the rest of the way HARD.

Dude, do you have like split-personality disorder or something? Do you realize you're talking to yourself?