fuck life man

I hate life man. Everyone acts like total critical dillweeds. Girls are all bitches and have to insult everyone just for some fucking attention. Everyone thinks that there is something wrong with you when your single. And my fucking roommate won't stop fucking his annoying, slutty, scumbag bitch while im trying to sleep.

I really want to become An Hero.

Ok, here is the plan. Go eat a really big meal, rape an underaged girl or boy (your pref), hop into a garbage dumpster and either slit your wrists, OD, or put a bullet between your brows, that way the trash will already be taken out, no fuss, no muss. How's that sound?