>>2
How many fucking times do I have to say it? I don't poast anon, you faggay pillowbiter!
>>1
I am fairly well and good. Today was a matter of one backward movement after another, as expectations turned 180 degrees from their outcomes. And no, I'm not talking about buttsecks. I'm talking about general work methods.
>>8
1. Regretfully, I must refuse to answer that question.
2. I started poasting on 4chan on some textboard (I've long forgotten which one) where someone asked about blood in one's semen. I happened to have an education that involves such a medical diagnosis, hence I adopted "RedCream" as a name on a related whim, and I advised the poaster accordingly.
C. Well, in all nations, you can get an hour for 60 minutes, or 3600 seconds, or combinations thereof that don't exceed 60 total minutes.
5. Yes, but not well, and I certainly can't perform a juggling feat like an egg, a bowling ball and an orange all at once.
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Anonymous2008-05-22 4:26
>>9
How many penises do you prefer to take at once?
Well I would like to ask RedCream why he has not been banned yet? I have contacted the admins over and over again and they have promised me that action will be taken regarding the harsh treatment that I receive almost daily here on this message board.
>>29
Well I am not an "RedCream." You have no right to call me that if I made mistakes. This site should have some rules about harrassments, threats, and name calling. I am still in the need of more help in that regards
>>29
Why haven't I been b&? MOTHERFUCKER, I haven't been able to CREATE THREADS for many months. Mootle or his gaylover WT obviously put my IP block on a b& list ... when they weren't fagging up /n/, that is.
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Anonymous2008-05-25 0:00
>>27
i will be at work at that time, since im on the west coast.
can you make it 10 or 11 instead est?
>>34 FAIL Whydo you guysinsist on impersonnatingme? Listen, that'snotfunny, I toldyou I wasgoing to contact the administrators of thisforum. Youwillall get B&(banned)ifyoudon'tstop right now. That's the kind of thing that makesmesick of thisforum.
A2U: [begins to wolf down the chili] God, this is really good, RedCream!
RedCream: I'm glad you like it so much, because now that you're almost finished, I have something to tell you.
A2U: (through a mouthful of chili) What? You mean about how you put bullshit in your chili? [Everyone at RedCream's end of the table is shocked, even RedCream, at this accusation.]
RedCream: What?
A2U: Yes, I'm afraid this isn't your chili, RedCream. I switched it with Chef's. [Chef looks like he's been used.] It's delicious, Chef. I hadn't planned on that. What I did plan on, however, was that my friends, Casual and Slaughter, would betray me and warn you that the Chili Con Carnival was a trap. [Casual and Slaughter are stunned.] I assumed that they would tell you that I had trained Denkins' pony to bite off your weiner. What they didn't tell you was that Denkins is a crazy redneck who shoots trespassers on sight. Knowing that you would try and do something to the pony, I warned Mr. Denkins that violent pony killers were in the area. [A shot of A2U telling Denkins of such a thing. Denkins is armed.] I also know that you wouldn't go yourself, for fear of having your weiner bitten off. You would most likely send your parents. [A shot of RedCream talking with his parents.] And, I'm afraid that when Mr. Denkins spotted them on his property, he shot and killed both your parents. [RedCream's parents are in the corral to rescue the "starving" pony, but upon seeing RedCream's dad's lit flashlight, Mr. Denkins fires at them, and they go down.]
Mr. Denkins: [looks of horror surround him] Well, they was trespassin' and I was protectin' myself. I-I have my rights.
RedCream: My...mom and dad are...dead? [A shot of Officer Barbrady taking a report from Denkins.]
A2U: I came just in time to see Mr. Denkins giving his report to Officer Barbrady. And of course, to steal the bodies... [A shot of A2U arriving, seeing Denkins and Barbrady, and pulling the bodies away.] After a night with the hacksaw, I was all ready to put on my Chili Con Carnival, so that I could personally tell you about your parents' demise! And of course, feed you your chili. [More faces of horror behind A2U.] Do you like it? You liked it, RedCream. [A gleefully evil look comes over A2U.] I call it, "Mr. & Mrs. RedCream Chili."
RedCream: [looks at A2U for a while, realizing what's just happened] Oh, my God! [Gagging, he fishes through the plate and finds his mom's wedding ring, still on her finger. He tosses it away.] Oh, my God!! [Vomits off to the side.]
A2U: [leaping up on the table and sings] Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah! I made you eat your parents! Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah! [Casual and Slaughter are stunned.]
Casual: Jesus Christ, dude!
RedCream: [grief-stricken, he buries his face on the table] My mom and dad are dead! [Pounds the table.] No! No-o-o! [Radiohead arrives and stands behind RedCream. Casual notices.]
Thom: Um, excuse me?
Casual: Who are you?
Johnny: We're that band, Radiohead.
RedCream: [raises his head] Jesus!
Ed: Jeez, what a little crybaby!
Colin: Are you gonna cry all day, crybaby?
Thom: You know, everyone has problems; it doesn't mean you have to be a little crybaby about it.
Ed: Come on, guys, let's go. This kid is totally not cool. [The members of the band start leaving.]
Thom: Yeah, that's the most uncool kid I've ever met.
Phil: Little crybaby.
RedCream: [gathers himself and looks.] No, wait! Wa-a-i-i-t-t! Oh my God, Oh my Go-o-o-o-d!! [Buries his face in the table and bawls again.] Nooo!
A2U: [walks over to RedCream's end of the table] Yes! Ye-e-s-s! Oh, let me taste your tears, RedCream! [Starts licking RedCream's tears off his face.] Mm, your tears are so yummy and sweet.
Slaughter: Dude, I think it might be best for us to never piss A2U off again.
Casual: Good call.
A2U: Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Mm-yummy. [Licks the tears off the table and off RedCream's face.] Mm-yummy, you guys! (fade out, then quickly back in to Looney Tunes-style iris)
A2U: be-de-be-de, that's all, folks!