how to tell bosons and fermions apart

OK, now bosons have integer spin, and fermions have half-integer spin.  But here's the thing:  NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK SPIN IS.  It is the name that they gave a term in the equations, but no actual spinning is said to take place.  That's right, particles have intrinsic angular momentum without actually spinning.  WHAT THE FUCK

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No, dickbag, I didn't forget.  I just chose to forgo showing BBCODE MASTERY for the nonce.  The natives grow fearful in the presence of so much refined skill, so it seems wise to restrain it in the Victorian fashion.