YOU

YOU ARE THE INTERNET VIRGIN
WHAT NOW

I am going EMO!!!

>>1
NO U

>>1
call me so i can get it juicy for ya

I'm 31 and still a virgin. I am not proud of it and I hate even typing it here because I feel so ashamed of myself. I know I am going to get flamed and insulted here but I just needed to say something because its driving me crazy. I don't know how to get a girl to talk to me let alone to have sex with and even if I did I would have to admit to being a virgin and they would think there was something wrong with me so its too late for me and my life is over. I just want some help getting girls to like me and then life wouldn't be so bad.

>>5
not even hookers? i thought hookers are pretty easy to talk to. if you feel unconfortable get a guy friend and get two hookers, it will be afun night out, sometimes you become their regular client and they charge you a lower fee.

and if not hookers, and you just want to talk to girls, theres this thing called a sense of humor that works great with girls.

I don't like it when the hooker says, "You fuck like a chinaman"