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Post here to touch my ding dong

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 16:54

You know you want to

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 18:11

Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, and drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, and drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut,
Called the doctor, woke him up, and said,
“Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?”

“Now let me get this straight;
You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
You put the lime in the coconut,
called your doctor, woke him up, and said,
‘Doctor, ain’t there nothing I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?’

You put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both down,
You put the lime in the cocount, you’re such a silly woman!
Put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning.”

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 18:11

Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, and drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, and drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut,
Called the doctor, woke him up, and said,
“Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?”

“Now let me get this straight;
You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
You put the lime in the coconut,
called your doctor, woke him up, and said,
‘Doctor, ain’t there nothing I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?’

You put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both down,
You put the lime in the cocount, you’re such a silly woman!
Put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning.”

Name: RedCream 2008-05-15 20:47

>>1
Yes, I do want to, except that I prefer to use a HOT GLOWING COAL to do it.  Are you still suuuuuure that you want me to go ahead and touch your ding dong?

I have the hot, glowing coal all ready in a pair of tongs.  Say the word.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 0:10

you misunderstand, by posting here, you automatically touch my ding dong, with trembling moist fingers

Name: RedCream 2008-05-16 0:22

HOT GLOWING COAL =/= trembling moist fingers

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 3:03

Sweet.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 5:13

>>7
You are welcome, enjoy touching my ding dong

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 6:44

What is ding dong?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 14:08

>>9
You know, my weiner.  And you are touching it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 14:55

Everybody back the FUCK up. I'm touching it first...

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 15:08

faggot. I was first

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 17:12

>>11
>>12
FUCK YOU BOTH, I TOUCHED HIS GODDAMN DING DONG FIRST

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 17:58

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Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 19:25

...Free?

Name: RedCream 2008-05-16 21:48

I had to fetch another hot glowing coal.  Fuck!  The OP waited so fucking long that the first one burned out.  Let's get this touchin' thing on!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 5:14

Keep 'em coming; this ding dong ain't gone to touch itself.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 9:25

>>16
Ding dong toucher.

Name: RedCream 2008-05-17 10:07

>>18
Yes ... with a HOT GLOWING COAL, fuckmaster.  What, do you have a reading disability or something?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 10:38

>>19
Fuckmaster here.
I wasn't innaccurate in my description of you.
You, yourself, are admitting that you are a ding dong toucher.

Name: RedCream 2008-05-17 11:11

>>20
Yes ... a toucher using a HOT GLOWING COAL, assgoblin.  What, do you have some mental block against this understanding or something?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 11:31

Let me first preface this post with my qualifications: I'm in the field of clinical psychology and have been a practicing psychologist for a number of years.
Fuckmaster has touched a nerve with RedCream.
Psycholigically speaking, RedCream's posts reveal a deep seated obsession to touch ding dongs. He uses the transparent cover phrase "WITH A HOT GLOWING COAL" to try to seem like a masculine heterosexual.
I imagine, if Fuckmaster has not exposed him, somewhere along the line RedCream would have made the following post or something very similar:

"I want to touch your ding dong with my mouth.....er, umm, I mean WITH A HOT GLOWING COAL!"

Name: RedCream 2008-05-17 11:57

>>22
The use of a weapon instead of a hand is not a cover.  It's a deep-seated intent to DO INJURY.

Some clinical psychologist YOU are, fuckweed.

Now I want to touch YOU ... with a HOT GLOWING COAL.  And I assure you I'm looking for screams of agony out of you, NOT gasps of pleasure.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 12:12

So it seems. RedCream wants to touch >>1's ding dong. I want, too. OP, you wanna do a group touch orgy?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 13:08

>>23
More denial of his true lifestyle.
RedCreams defensiveness about this suggests that his homosexual tendencies began as a reaction to his mother giving him routinely administered enemas from the formative ages of 4 through 17.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 21:39

Yes this explains RedCreams unhealthy fixation with asses which also explains why he is obsessed with ass battles and the like.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 21:49

>>26
Yeah RedCream is fuckin weird. On this one thread he posted this whole long reply on why lint gets stuck just above the crease of your ass. That guy is a stone cold fag.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 21:50

Now I want to touch YOU ... with a HOT GLOWING COAL.  And I assure you I'm looking for screams of agony out of you, NOT gasps of pleasure.

Reds violent sexual fantasies can be linked back to his domineering mother making him go down on her while she entered him with a broom handle. It started a lot of his predatory behaviour as he now looks for new victims to relive this orgasmic experience.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 21:51

>>27
He is just making threads to pass himself off as 'human' because he rightfully believes that nobody here would be interested in associating with a predatory monster like him

Name: RedCream 2008-05-18 13:20

HOT GLOWING COALS.  For all of you.  And this time, they'll be extra HOT and extra GLOWING with extra SCORCHING FLESH-RUINING HEAT DAMAGE.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-18 21:32

As you can see RedCream has a very rich fantasy life where he gets to play with hot coals and other peoples genitals, like I explained earlier this is due to his mother abusing him from a young age. It makes him feel like he has some control over his life and he needs to feel like he is in control here so he can feel like the big man on the internet.

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