My name is Special Agent Simon P. Jenkins of the FBI RedCream Tracking Unit (RCTU). If you have any information whatsoever on this "RedCream" poster, including his several other monikers:
moot
CremaRoja
Chris Hanssen (and all derivatives thereof)
Threadshitter
... then please forward such information to my unit via
investigation@rctu.fbi.gov. Your information will be held in strictest confidence and you will not be called to testify in any capacity if "RedCream" is brought to trial (depending on the outcome of our investigation).