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it turns out im a looser

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 10:41

no job, no gf, fat, no family, live in one room hostel, cant be bothered changing any of those things, refuse suicide.

WTF should I do?? Can anyone help?!

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 10:58

Suicide

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 10:59

>>2
refused. pls read OP again. next please!

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 11:13

auto mutilation

Name: RedCream 2008-04-27 12:22

This is easily fixed, to wit:

no job = find a fucking job

no gf = use Internet porn, which is 1000% better than a woman anyway

fat = exercise more, and eat a lot less

no family = no fucking headgames and excess responsibility

live in one room hostel = must cost nothing if you have no job, then, so when you find a job you can really save money

can't be bothered = kill yourself

refuse suicide = that's never actually true, just jump in front of a train or something, you worthless fuck

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 12:24

take out a loan and go to vocational school

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 12:56

Cook a hamburger, grease an imprint of Jesus's face into it, sell it on eBay for epic amounts of cash to some disenfranchised Christfag as a testament to his or her faith, and retire in Cancun scoring hot college chicks at every whim.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 12:56

Attachment theory is a psychological, evolutionary and ethological theory that provides a descriptive and explanatory framework for discussion of interpersonal relationships between human beings. Attachment theory originated in the work of John Bowlby. In infants it is primarily a process of proximity seeking to an identified attachment figure in situations of perceived distress or alarm. Infants become attached to adults who are sensitive and responsive in social interactions with the infant, and who remain as consistent caregivers for some months during the period from about 6 months to two years of age. Parental responses lead to the development of patterns of attachment which in turn lead to 'internal working models' which will guide the individual's feelings, thoughts, and expectations in later relationships.[1] Children subsequently learn to use attachment figures as a secure base to explore from and return to.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 12:57

Hang yourself to the point you almost die then cut yourself down.

Not suicide.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 13:03

Attachment theory is a psychological, evolutionary and ethological theory that provides a descriptive and explanatory framework for discussion of interpersonal relationships between human beings. Attachment theory originated in the work of John Bowlby. In infants it is primarily a process of proximity seeking to an identified attachment figure in situations of perceived distress or alarm. Infants become attached to adults who are sensitive and responsive in social interactions with the infant, and who remain as consistent caregivers for some months during the period from about 6 months to two years of age. Parental responses lead to the development of patterns of attachment which in turn lead to 'internal working models' which will guide the individual's feelings, thoughts, and expectations in later relationships. Children subsequently learn to use attachment figures as a secure base to explore from and return to.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 13:07

tesuto

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 13:08

tesuto tesuto tesuto tesuto

Name: [] 2008-04-27 13:44

wat

Name: haha you cannot read this, fag 2008-04-27 13:52

fag

Name: RedCream 2008-04-27 14:32

>>14
That tiny text says "fag", which you must have embedded in a lot of nested [sub] tags.  Gee, a quick copy-n-paste revealed the text.  N00b.  You will have to work harder to stump the massive skills of 4chan.

Nesting Level and Results:

0 YOU N00B
1 YOU N00B
2 YOU N00B
3 YOU N00B
4 YOU N00B
5 YOU N00B
6 YOU N00B
7 YOU N00B
8 YOU N00B

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 14:44

<sub>Attachment theory is a psychological,</sub>

Name: RedCream 2008-04-27 14:51

Massive is your FAIL:
<sub>Attachment theory is a psychological,</sub>
<sub>Attachment theory is a psychological,</sub>
<sub>Attachment theory is a psychological,</sub>
<sub>Attachment theory is a psychological,</sub>
<sub>Attachment theory is a psychological,</sub>
<sub>Attachment theory is a psychological,</sub>
<sub>Attachment theory is a psychological,</sub>
<sub>Attachment theory is a psychological,</sub>
[sub]<sub>Attachment theory is a psychological,</sub>

Name: RedCream 2008-04-27 14:53

Ouch!  I caught a little FAIL there, myself.  The FAIL is not contained.  The FAIL is spreading.  Invoke FAIL CONTAINMENT PROTOCOL EPSILON-4-CHARLIE.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 15:05

Op of "anime club" here. If life is sucking for you right now, get a part-time job as soon as possible, and just try new things. Also, don't be so hard on yourself. You have good qualities that you should acknowledge more.

You aren't a loser at all. Believe in yourself more, and life will turn for the better.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 15:49

>>15,17,18
EPIC FAIL DETECTED!

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 22:06

>>18
Just dont leave your house and the fail will be safely contained

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 23:18

>>15
what does that last one say?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 23:20

lol lol  lol     lol
     lol   lol
   lol       lol lol

Name: RedCream 2008-04-28 0:00

>>22
I don't know, either.  It's too small to read.

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