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It burns!

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 8:52

I have an issue, if I take a piss right before or right after I masturbate, I get a horrible burning sensation in my penis, it makes me feel like I must continue peeing but no pee will come out. It is painful and uncomfortable. Can anyone relate and does anyone have any solutions? I usually have to pee really bad after a good wankin.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 9:44

My mouth and ass are known to heal broken penises.

So do you want to come over to my place or shall I come to your place?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 9:53

see a doctor it might even be testicular torsion

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 15:06

>>1
it cuz you got boner

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 15:16

lol >>1 has a boner

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 15:19

lol >>4 & >>5 said boner.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 15:21

i has a cheeseburger

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 15:22

>>7 can't see his boner because he eats cheeseburgers all day.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 15:24

>>8 can't see his boner because the keyboard is in the way.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 15:25

>>9 suffers from erectile dysfunction and can't even get a boner

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 15:26

>>10 has a bendable boner that can flux into his asshole.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 15:27

>>11 said boner lol

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 15:31

>>1

Don't have sex with whores or at least use protection

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 15:45

A pound of cunts is worth $23.50.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 17:03

Christianity is the worst religion for civilization, since redemption is dependent upon faith, rather than good works, and a lifetime of wickedness can be redeemed by a death-bed conversion.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 18:03

i would be fuckin scared if my penis felt like fire. and i cut my wirsts if i´m scared.

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