Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 1:50
So the othernight i was thinking of many new and interesting ways to go about masturbating, so i decide to go to the bathroom to check out what kind of lubricants there where, and i found some icey-hot, "hm, im sure that would feel pretty good" i thought.
So i walk back into my room with a little smile on my face thinking this would be exciting... i wasnt wrong.
There i was, infront on my desk, pants halfway down, getting started, you know the drill.
Entered my favorite porn site in the address bar and started watching some newly added videos, so far so good.
After about 4-5 little clip videos, i found one of many girls squirting, one after the other, and well, that has always been a huge turn on to me, so i unscrew the cap and just load that shit on my hand, and start going at it, at first it was a little chilly, being cream and all... scooby was nicely lubricated and ready for a stroke, so there i go, getting into the video, still going ok.
"i wonder how much colder this gets, its starting to hurt"... it didnt seem to be getting much colder so i thought i was in the clear, as i noticed it was warming up, it felt good, really good.
Then it started to burn, and it didnt feel soo... really good. to make matters worse some had entered the tip of my dick and started to sting terribly.
I quickly figured this wasnt going to get any better i reached for the bottom of my shirt to try and get as much off as possible, but seing as i grabbed my shirt with my left land my right hand that had been doing all the work was free.
Now with my entire crouch on fire i started trying to rub off as much as i could, my right hand somehow ended up on my balls... this really didnt help. my balls started to get really hot as i noticed what i had just done, it seemed to take the burning sensation off my dick though so i started to rub the cream off my balls, as you probably guessed the cream on my balls didnt just take my mind off the hotness on my dick but my dick was starting to get cold, now with hot balls and a cold dick i tore my shirt off, wrapped it around my crouch and tried to get it all off.
Holding my breath but letting a little air escape through my throat (the little silent OOOOOUUUCHHH that u do when u are trying to be quiet or are hurting too much to shout) i rubbed and rubbed as i heard my front door slam shut, my mom was home... and she always comes in to say hi after work. i tucked my balls of fire and rod of ice into my boxers, pulled my pants up and zipped a shitload of my pubic hairs into the zip "FUCK!" great... now my moms just going to come into my room even faster, quickly unzipped (while holding my breath) tucked them away and zipped back up, threw my shirt back on with all kinds of cream over it and sat back on my chair.
I told my mom a game pissed me off ass my backup webpage was addictinggames, so here we are, me and my mom, sitting in my room, me going through all kinds of hell in my pants and surely making alot of weird faces and noises, i convinced my mom i had a stomach cramp and thats what i had been using the icehot for and she said she would get me some pepto-bismol from the bathroom, i basically shouted at her NO ILL GET IT and RAN upstairs to the bathroom pulled my pants down, set my balls in the sink and started washing "aaaaah" such relief
And yeh... thats basically my story.... of which the moral is... icey-hot, is not... a very good lubricant. (unless pain floats your boat)
So i walk back into my room with a little smile on my face thinking this would be exciting... i wasnt wrong.
There i was, infront on my desk, pants halfway down, getting started, you know the drill.
Entered my favorite porn site in the address bar and started watching some newly added videos, so far so good.
After about 4-5 little clip videos, i found one of many girls squirting, one after the other, and well, that has always been a huge turn on to me, so i unscrew the cap and just load that shit on my hand, and start going at it, at first it was a little chilly, being cream and all... scooby was nicely lubricated and ready for a stroke, so there i go, getting into the video, still going ok.
"i wonder how much colder this gets, its starting to hurt"... it didnt seem to be getting much colder so i thought i was in the clear, as i noticed it was warming up, it felt good, really good.
Then it started to burn, and it didnt feel soo... really good. to make matters worse some had entered the tip of my dick and started to sting terribly.
I quickly figured this wasnt going to get any better i reached for the bottom of my shirt to try and get as much off as possible, but seing as i grabbed my shirt with my left land my right hand that had been doing all the work was free.
Now with my entire crouch on fire i started trying to rub off as much as i could, my right hand somehow ended up on my balls... this really didnt help. my balls started to get really hot as i noticed what i had just done, it seemed to take the burning sensation off my dick though so i started to rub the cream off my balls, as you probably guessed the cream on my balls didnt just take my mind off the hotness on my dick but my dick was starting to get cold, now with hot balls and a cold dick i tore my shirt off, wrapped it around my crouch and tried to get it all off.
Holding my breath but letting a little air escape through my throat (the little silent OOOOOUUUCHHH that u do when u are trying to be quiet or are hurting too much to shout) i rubbed and rubbed as i heard my front door slam shut, my mom was home... and she always comes in to say hi after work. i tucked my balls of fire and rod of ice into my boxers, pulled my pants up and zipped a shitload of my pubic hairs into the zip "FUCK!" great... now my moms just going to come into my room even faster, quickly unzipped (while holding my breath) tucked them away and zipped back up, threw my shirt back on with all kinds of cream over it and sat back on my chair.
I told my mom a game pissed me off ass my backup webpage was addictinggames, so here we are, me and my mom, sitting in my room, me going through all kinds of hell in my pants and surely making alot of weird faces and noises, i convinced my mom i had a stomach cramp and thats what i had been using the icehot for and she said she would get me some pepto-bismol from the bathroom, i basically shouted at her NO ILL GET IT and RAN upstairs to the bathroom pulled my pants down, set my balls in the sink and started washing "aaaaah" such relief
And yeh... thats basically my story.... of which the moral is... icey-hot, is not... a very good lubricant. (unless pain floats your boat)