Brave talk, Mystical Mouse, but ultimately empty. One good fisting is enough to take your life. You only have power over things cactilian, and there's certainly no cosmic power in you, anally or in any other orifice.
We cactii have allies. Since you insist on terrorizing we innocent cactii, we have hired a FISTER to take care of you. Fear the fisting, Mystical Mouse! PH34R IT!