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Well, I just had a problem at the gas station

Name: RedCream 2008-04-22 22:56

My friend and I went to fill up my corvette last night and there were two scenefag punks there sitting on the sidewalk of the gas station with their radio blasting. I was trying to think as I pumped gas but their radio made that hard to do. I was not pleased.

I went in and paid for the gas and then I went up to the two punks outside. I said “excuse me but I think you need to turn your radio down.” They told me to chill; they were just hanging out and having a few smokes. I then looked them in the eye and said “I am afraid this is the no smoking section boys" and then I kicked their radio up against the side of the gas station.

One of them stood up and took a swing at me, I ducked it and then gave him a round kick to the stomach. Then the other one took what was left of the radio and threw it at me, I blocked it with my left hand which caused it to go sailing back and knock him out. Then a middle-aged man who looked to be in his 50's came up and asked what was going on. I was not sure if he was with me or against me so I assumed he was against me, I then gave him a swift front kick to the groin and hip tossed him on top of the other guys there.

I then walked back to my car where my friend just stood there in awe, I asked him why he did not help me and he said it looked like I had things under control. I slapped him and pushed him to the ground and told him to walk home. I got in my corvette turned up the radio to full blast and much to my surprise welcome to the jungle was playing. I then sped off with that song playing full blast.

I felt pretty good about standing up for my rights and I looked good doing it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 1:09

RedCream for prez!

Name: RedCream 2008-04-23 1:52

>>2
My first official act would be an executive order that outlawed political parties.  My second official act would be to fap to the text of this executive order.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 2:06

you mean you paid cash for your gas?

Name: RedCream 2008-04-23 18:30

>>4
Sure, why not?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 19:00

RedCream is cool when he beats people up.

Name: RedCream 2008-04-23 21:45


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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 22:00

>>7
You're probably so packed full of fail and lame that you accidentally typed out a fail copypasta when you were trying to be original.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 11:21

its petrol you amerifag

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 12:21

>>1,2,3,5,6,7
Samefag and not RedFag.

Name: RedCream 2008-04-24 12:24

>>10
Since when have you known anyone to have RedCream ASCII art on tap, except for RedCream?  You fail.  Hugely.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 23:59

is this what you imagine you're doing while you blow your boyfriend fag?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-28 0:09

>>1

I don't know how often you're told this, but you are a fucking asshole.

Name: RedCream 2008-04-28 0:30

>>13
Who do you mean precisely, the cloan who poasted this originally, or me, the real RedCream?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-28 8:57

>>14
THIS IS VIP QUALITY
I am the 1000 of my GET.
VIP is my body, and kopipe is my blood.
I have created over 999 posts.
Unaware of /b/.
Nor aware of fchan.
Withstood bans to create many flamewars.
Waiting for one's arrival.
I have no regrets, this was the only path.
My whole life was Unlimited Troll Works.
Click here to be forwarded manually

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-28 8:59

tl;dr
FagCream, Fag YEAHHH!!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-28 9:12

>>15
There you go again! First you inform us that you aggressively assault four members of the public (one of them was your friend) and now you're making up words. You have lost my respect for this.

Signed Me.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-28 23:44

>>17
lol u tk him 2da bar|?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-29 1:15

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