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I had a problem at the grocery store today

Name: RedCream 2008-04-20 1:33

Well, I walk in to buy some tissues, and at the counter, I hear the manager talking about some skateboard punks in the back by the garbage bins. The guy said he was about to call the cops. I told him there's no need to; I'll take care of it myself.

So, I walked to the back of the store, and lo and behold, a couple of good for nothings were tearing the place up. A couple of them asked me what I was doing here, so I took off my shades, looked them straight in the eye, and said, "Well boys, I'm here to take out the trash, I then grabbed one of their skateboards, and broke it over my knee. One of them threw a punch at me but I caught it, and looked the punk straight in the eye, and said “I’m afraid there’s no need for you to be recycled, and then I threw him straight over my head into one of the garbage dumpsters.

The rest of the kids just ran away in fear like pussy scene fags.

I was glad I could help my community, and look good doing it.

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