ok i reely need halp w/ masturbation

please help i am 13 and i want to know how to masturbate i don't know any of the parts of the vagina and i don't know how to masturbate please help

also, how do i hold poop at school?

make a fist and put it in your anus. that is masturbation.

poop in your pants, everybody does it

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>>2
Listen to this man.
He knows of what he speaks.

>>2
it needs to be deep inside you, as deep as you can

This thread caused me to experience a seizure accompanied by violent shitting.

>>6
Me too :(