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Why will I never have a girlfriend?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 9:51

I am fourteen and have never had a girlfriend in my life. Is this okay?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 9:53

I don't see anything wrong with it, (keep in mind I've never had a girlfriend myself.:)
One thing to remember when you think yourself a socialy impaired loser, is that kids now-a-days are moving through life way to fast, it's a good thing to let yourself wait for a good relashionship before getting into it to much, that's how so many teens end up with kids to support at a young age.
Above all though, don't feel bad about it, (Belive me when I say self pity will not help your chances with the ladys in the slightest.)
You have to think ahead, think of hopw in another ten years or so, you'll be in a serious relashioship and having fun with someone your meant to be with, while the rest of you peers are busy taking care of their kids they had at fifteen with a woman who does'nt look fifteen anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 10:09

>>1
i think its more than fine im also fourteen and i never had a real b/f...im sure its preety embarassing not to have experience(well at least it is somatime to me) but dont worry you'll learn slowly...i think that by taking my time ill find someone ill truly love, not just someone that happen to be there!! TAKE UR TIME

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 11:33


I also have never had a girlfriend and i feel as if everyone else has had one.

Any advise? (I kind of have a secret crush….)

Name: RedCream 2008-04-15 11:46

There is an essential disconnection in meaning between "14" and "never".  Of course, MTV is telling him that he should have a few bitches on the side by now, know wutumsayin'?  Programmed expectations.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 12:02

18 or gtfo.


Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 13:51

Don't worry about it until you get your drivers license at 16.
Save up for a car, and at 16 you should be banging everything that moves..

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 15:38

I'm 20 and I've never had a girlfriend. I win, in a horrible way.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 15:39

I'm 28 and I've never had a girlfriend. I win, in a horrible way.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 15:56

>>20
At 20 yrs old, You still have a shot with women.
>>9
You're time is running out. If you haven't had a girlfriend by 28, you might want to think about an hero.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 16:59

>>1
nonsense you only need your hand

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-16 8:12

wtf >>12-16
???

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-16 9:03

>>18
yes, I've also noticed a number of missing posts in other threads. I think someone's found a bug or the mods are playing with us.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-16 9:24

>>19
its deleted spam floods you f'ing swine. gtfo.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-16 10:49

>>19
newfag

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-16 11:08

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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-16 20:26

Because, you mustb e immature, or something like that, or too high-rank'd for them. =_=

I'm 16 and I've yet to have a BF!! D<

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-16 21:23

im 18..........  lol

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-17 0:57

i didnt have my first serious relationship till i was 20

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-17 13:22

i am 31 and a virgin...

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-17 16:10

>>26
Bullshit! There is no way anyone over 25 can still be a virgin.

That's just too pathetic.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-17 22:21

I'm 42 and I've asked a girl out every week since I was 15 and I still have no girlfriend.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-17 22:23

Im an anal virgin

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-17 23:55

>>27
Hey, when you things to do, make money, buy food and shelter, whatever, time becomes meaningless

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 2:23

>>30
Virgin

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 2:44

>>30
The Virginian

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 3:06

>>31
and you go for the bait yet again

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 4:42

>>33
don't lie, you aren't trolling

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 8:01

>>34
You're probably so packed full of fail and lame that you accidentally typed out a fail copypasta when you were trying to be original.

Name: Sageing fail since 1463 2008-04-19 10:03

SAGE THIS SHIT!

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 14:25

>>34
whatever it is, you sniff out posts like that like a weasel or mongoose or other animal that sniffs out prey

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-20 0:56

>>37
You sniff out watermellon coz you're a fuckin NIGGER

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-20 2:18

yeah so, watermellon taste pretty fuckin good

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-20 2:29

Yeah we know that, its because you are a NIGGER

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