You know what the perfect weapon is?

Frozen ham.

Bludgeon someone to death, then cook and eat it.

Muhahahahaha!!!!

In 1987, a young woman named Holly Ackerman was killed in a bizarre cult ritual. Now that you have read her name, she will come to you in the night and pay you a horrifying visit. You MUST do the following:

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R.I.P. Holly Ackerman

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TWO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ ID BE IN JAIL 4 KILLING DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED YOU!! STANDING TALL FOR EACH OTHER IS THE ONLY WAY WE TRUE PIMPS KNOW !!!


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send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. SEE how many times you get this, if you get "18" your A TRUE HOMIE

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

>>4
yeah we saw this in the other thread, jackass

>>5
PWN!!

The perfect weapon is a hard piece of blue ice from the arctic's oldest ice floes.  Stab your victim to death, and just leave it to melt.  No murder weapon.

The perfect murder victim would be RedCream becaue nobody likes him so nobody would bother looking for his corpse

>>8
Surely you're not too dumb to understand that the depth of this dislike is so deep that it isn't even worth murdering me.

>>9
Yes it would be because there would be no repercussions as nobody cares, and of course it would be fun to murder you

>>10
You forgot the rape before and after the death.

>>10
Even if that were true (which I doubt), you'd still have to release your crusty hand from your cum-sticky cock and leave your mother's basement.  You never do that.  Hence I find your statements laughable, AT BEST.

(pretending to be >>10)  As a matter of fact, I do not live in my mother's basement.  She lives in my attic.

>>13
{golf clapping}