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Let's INTERVIEW each other!

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-02 8:06

Inspired by this thread: http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt52312.html

I'll start;

Are you a man or a woman?

Name: RedCream 2008-05-22 1:06

Urr!  I haven't work a measured hat in years.  I really don't know.
If you would wear a hat, what style would you prefer?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-22 1:08

A miner helmet, just like the ones we wear when deep shaft mining your ass

How long until you spam up our board again?

Name: RedCream 2008-05-22 1:10

I don't spam this board.  Hence, the answer is "a fucking eternity".
Other than me (RedCream) what are your other obsessions?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-22 1:23

Chris Hanssen, WOW Zone, I was a cactusfag for a little while
Why do you keep denying that it is you spamming the board?

Name: RedCream 2008-05-22 1:37

I keep denying is since I'm not doing it.
Why would you expect that I'd confess to doing something I don't actually do?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-22 4:24

I'll ask the questions around here matey
Other than getting cock and assholes, what are your obsessions?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-22 5:41

Young girls and video games.
Who is your favourite fictional character and why?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-22 5:55

>>685
Why do you bring up the spamming and how you didn't do it in every thread? And why did you admit to being the FISTING spammer in an earlier post? is it because you're secretly the 4chan spam man?

Name: RedCream 2008-05-23 0:43

Yes, it is true, I am the 4chan spammer, I am the one responsible for ALL THE SPAMMING ON THIS BOARD! You will not catch me however, because I am still in secret, and the typical chanfag is neither smart nor skilled enough to actually do anything about it!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-23 1:23

If you were one of my balls, would you be the left one or the right one?

Name: RainbowCream 2008-05-23 1:30

Yes.

What was the last thing you said you'd remember forever?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-23 9:16

your ugly face
how wide have you stretched your rectum?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-23 10:08

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 1:51

Only wide enough to insert a dildo
Why does >>693 fail so hard?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 9:33

Because he is a faggot.
Should I stop having sex with black men?

Name: アノニマス・へ・ユー 2008-05-26 10:09

私は人間です、ね?そうして、嘘は遣りましたか、ね? だからさあ、レッド・クリームが大丈夫では無いじゃない;けど、レッド・クリームはクソ食べられなさい、お願いしますか? 運転に月まだ日から来ました。そうして、出てて来い、御バカ様。 ではまた無いん、大よ、レッド・クリームさん。

だから、ヒッル・アイ・ステー・毎日毎日。自殺します、レッド・クリーム。

-追い腹
-介錯
-自爆
-入水
-焼身自殺    < お願いします、ね。
-投身         < いいです、もっと、もっと。
-自刎
-自刃        < とっても良いです。
-飛び込み自殺 < 見て、見て、それは見てて下さい、ね?
-腹切         <  ええ、遣りましょう、か?

許しません、よ、レッド・クリーム。見ててまた、ね。。。

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 11:31

>>696
出て行け。

Name: アノニマス・へ・ユー 2008-05-26 17:40

なぜけん? 誰が作りなさいか、ね? あなた? テラワロス、だいよ! 来なかったではないん、だぞ。 わたしのクソの穴はクスましょうか? 良い臭いんでありますか? 私のオオチンポが舐めあ・げ・る。

Name: アノニマス・へ・ユー 2008-05-26 17:49

カーマーン、キース、キース、バング・バング! ウエル? ウアッテ・アー・ユー・ウエーティング・フォー、ハ~? イフ・ユー・ゴンナ・ギブ・ミー・ソムシン、ジャース・ギブ・イッテ・トー・ミー! マジ、だ? このクソがき、だいよ。 あなたバ~カ。。。

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-30 0:37

Yes
Do you want to fuck me?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-01 22:37

No
Why so many weabbo faggots posting here?

Name: weabbo faggots 2008-06-01 22:42

Cause we want to spread our disease of 'japondabrain' to all of U, but we only just found out that you are laced with AIDS and nutnmouth complex. Weabbo faggots signing off.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-01 23:05

you forgot to ask a question
Why did you forget to ask a question?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 1:35

>>703
because i suck cocks.
What was your net income in may 2008?

Name: AnOnYmOuS 2U 2008-06-02 5:24

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::IN SHORT::
Verbal Chemical/Biological Tactical-Nuclear-Warfare on AMPHETOMINES!!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 6:15

£940.21
Do you have any facial hair?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 11:48

>>706
Yes I maintain the stache shave the beard
Would you fuck Martha Stewart or Joy  Behar or Hellen Mirren?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 14:14

>>707
Martha has such a sensuous voice and I'm betting good nipples
Have you touched a goldfish?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 14:57

No.
Would you cum on a goldfish?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 15:19

Only if I had nothin else to cum on.
Is Wu-Tang for the children?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 15:32

Wu-Tang is for the chuldren. Hysong is for the chuldren.
If I had a foreskin, would it be too tight?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 20:11

wait... what??????

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:10

>>712
Wu-Tang is for the chuldren. Hysong is for the chuldren.
If I had a foreskin, would it be too tight?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 21:17

No, because you have no penis for it to wrap tightly around
What are you feelings on castration?

Name: RedCream 2008-06-03 2:55

Castration serves no useful purpose, ever.
Are you getting into these fucking flashdrives, or what?  2GB, $20, sweet!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-03 3:50

>>715
They are very useful.
What was the last file you downloaded?

Name: RedCream 2008-06-03 11:56

Well, I know what it means to be castrated, so I can tell you from personal experience it serves no useful purpose, whatsoever.
As for the last file I DL'd, it was your mom gettin nutted on by a donkey, and me fuckin your mom in the ass. BTW, she's loose and stinky, get her some mints and scentrees. It was like sticking my dick in an elephants ass only looser, yeah, I've got some experience there as well. SUE ME, FAILURE-O-MATIC.

Name: RedCream 2008-06-03 12:45

>>717
LULZ.  A RedCream cloan poasting in A2U's style!  Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, A2U, but you gotta make sure you properly IMITATE me, not just take my name and then poast ur WALL-OF-TEXT crap.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-03 13:32

>>716
Porn.
How big is your porn folder?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-03 13:59

>>719
944Mb, just a few pics and short films
Whats your favorite type of porn?
ex: girl on girl, young on old, guy on guy,

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