Let's INTERVIEW each other!

Inspired by this thread: http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt52312.html

I'll start;

Are you a man or a woman?

I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid I can't help you,
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