I used to swim competitively for the local town club. One time we were practicing raceing starts (diving off blocks that raise you app. 20" above the water level) this girl who wasn't particularly hot, but had hueg boobs performed an awful dive which, due to the angle she hit the water, forced her swimming costume to drag down. She got out of the water completely oblivious to the fact that her left boob was entirely on display!
One of the swimming coaches had to go over and whispher to her that she was semi-exposed.
We never saw her at training again!
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Anonymous2008-04-13 8:21
i was like 10, maybe younger. anyways, i was over this ladies house and her baby like shits on her pants or something. she goes to change em, in another room, comes out for a sec tells me to have my back turned, but i look for a sec and see full bush. i laugh when i see her to this day. she thinks i dont remember cuss i was young. but i do
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Anonymous2008-04-13 8:25
No, I would not shove my head into my ass.
Would you shove your head into my ass?
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Anonymous2008-04-13 8:37
i remember when i was young, before i hit puberty, and i was looking at a pokemon magizine. inside was hustler. thats when i hit puberty lol. saw a random dude licken this girls ass, i thought she had like hemroids or some shit(dont ask how i knewwhat they were) but it turned out she just had a dirty vag
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Anonymous2008-04-13 8:37
About 10 years ago, this little anon lived in a condo complex, where each house is identical. I wandered into a house that i thought was my neighbor's, which my family was visiting, and walked into a 40+ year old overweight naked fatbody.
He just stared at me blankly as i turned around and ran out (8 or 9 at the time).
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Anonymous2008-04-13 9:15
>>204
I would shove my head into your ass only if we were in a fight and it was my only way to hurt you.
How do you deal with your excessive flatulence?
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Anonymous2008-04-13 9:18
Farting where ever possible.
Do you like sunshine?
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Anonymous2008-04-13 9:25
>>207
I was at the beach, and some 14 year old got hit by a wave and lost her top... she looked down and freaked, but not before i got a nice view.
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Anonymous2008-04-13 10:00
Love it! I am a Leo, Lion of the Sun.
Are you still going to ask Kayla out after what she said about you at work?
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Anonymous2008-04-13 10:13
>>210
I can't believe how many of you pathetic little faggots in this thread are clearly younger than 18.
Get the fuck off an adult messageboard you little middle school shitstains.
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Anonymous2008-04-13 10:23
>>210
Yes, I am in love with Kayla and want to lick her delicious booty.
Have you ever eaten pieces of paper?
>>224
Both
Should >>193 and >>194 be savagely raped and brutally executed for being super cool RedCream sympathisers? (the answer I'm looking for is yes)
A recent survey by the Federal Bureau of Prisons found that 36 states now operate some form of super-maximum-security prison or unit within a prison. These "maxi-maxi" prisons have become social control tools to manage the nation's disposable populations. Ostensibly designed to control disruptions, punish inmates, and break up prison gangs, these new facilities actually engender more violence.
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Anonymous2008-04-14 9:50
Posting on /lounge/. Moot pays me to do it.
Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?
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Anonymous2008-04-14 10:19
>>233
Only if you smell mine.
Have you ever eaten shit?
>>238
No, not that I'm aware of, but there's a good chance that EVERYONE has been exposed to fecal E.coli during their lives from people preparing food with unwashed hands.
How many times during the average month do you refer to your genitals during common conversation?