Let's INTERVIEW each other!

Inspired by this thread: http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt52312.html

I'll start;

Are you a man or a woman?

>>157
No, I don't have weird neighbors.
Does your ballsack smell sometimes?

Get a better grasp on grammar and punctuation.

>>161
I like bondage... I like.... many things. The only thing that really, really turns me off, is dominatrixes. Yuck. Yuck. Yuck.
Many of my fantasies involve vampires.

>>163
I have a fetish for women's footwear. As soon as I hear the click click click of high heels, ZING! BONER TIME! Many other types of footwear turn me on, like platforms and tapered toes.

But its not just seeing women's shoes. I wear them too. With a size 9 Men's I don't have too much trouble finding shoes in Women's 10 and 11. I have 12 or so pairs in my collection. Ballet flats, stiletto heels, platform boots, strappy sandals, Mary Janes, all kinds of shoes. I wear them for sexual gratification but also just for the sake of wearing them. When nobody is around the house I throw on a pair and go about my day.

I have this thing for pudgy girls with pudgy tummies. I wanna like, squeeze it and hug and cuddle their pudgy-ness. I don't mean like obese, but just a lil extra chubby. it's adorable and I love it.
I also have this weird thing where I like to be fed, stuffed, and have my belly cuddled by a girl, as I make out with her. Then later on I want to feed her till she's stuffed, and cuddle her tummy.

Another fetish of mine is dreaming about what it would be like to be a mildly chubby girl, or if I turned my female pet into a sexy girl who I could feed till her tummy was chubby, and ended up growing so big that I could sleep in it, while cuddling all the fat.
But I usually stick to the part about a hot skinny girl kneeling on top of my belly with her knees sinking into my fat, feeding me as my tummy is getting bigger and chubbier, while she rubs my fat, and kisses me.
I also like to think about chubby anime girls too. ^-^
I just can't get enough of those chubby thighs, and chubby bellies I wanna feed and cuddle with.....

I'm pretty comfortable being male, I don't dress in girls clothing , I'm not feminine and I don't hate myself when I look in the mirror.

But I have this urge to be a female.

I do have rather negative feelings towards masculinity, I guess do to repressing myself back as a kid.
So don't know if that has to do with it.

No, I don't have weird neighbors.
Does your ballsack smell sometimes?

I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh; who has a sense of adventure; who is willing to try anything once. Someone who has a wide range of interests & can carry a conversation. Someone who doesnt take themselves too seriously.

I sometimes feel female in my mind. I tend to get along better with females, and tend to think alot like one as well. It's odd really, but I feel as if I am female, but living as a male...if anyone undertsands....

when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.

By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I%u2019m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.

When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.

I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actally hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.

It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.

Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.

I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.

When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.

  [Del]

There's this chick at my school, she's very nice looking. I think she's half hispanic, but she's got lovely brown hair, she's very "shapely", just super cute in general. As you can guess from the thread title, she has CP. She isn't mentally retarded or anything and her face isn't deformed (but she sometimes has some trouble talking, don't ask her to do a tongue twister) but she has trouble moving her limbs. According to what she told me, she has quadriplegic CP which means it affects all 4 limbs in her body. So her movements are sort of shaky and jerky when she walks and when she tries to move in general, but she's pretty intelligent. We talked and we sort of hit it off. Anyway, we were both going to a party on Friday (yesterday). I saw here there, and she was with some friends who usually hang around to help her and stuff. We started talking, and people began passing around the beer. We both got a cup, but she accidentally spilled hers all over herself (which made her shirt all wet, fucking hot). There was plenty to go around though, and people started bringing in other drugs too. We were doing whatever people were throwing at us, drinking, smoking, taking pills, and she was trying to get up, but it was no good. Being as she already has enough trouble normally, she couldn't do anything when she was as fucked up as she was. I carried her to a bedroom so she could sleep, and she was pretty much knocked out. As she was there, I could see up her skirt, and her shirt was all wet, and I was drugged out of my mind and horny, so I thought 'what the hell'. I began fucking her up the ass, she was bleeding, but still unconscious. Then she started to stir, and she kinda woke up and got all groggy. So being as messed up as I was, I started to freak out. I grabbed my knife out of my pocket and stabbed toward her, but because I was seeing like five of her I only stabbed the pillow next to her head. She didn't try to resist any more though, I finished up and drove home and almost crashed into 6 or 7 cars.
I'm fucking freaked she's going to tell. What should I do? Try to bribe her? Threaten to kill her? I haven't spoken to her at all today, and she's not answering her phone, she hasn't been on AIM. I was considering driving over to her house, but I don't know what to do. I really do like her to, I don't want her to hate me. What do I do?

No.
Do you play any musical instruments?

>>1
7/10, troll. It rode that blurry line between real and fake and you got some serious responses.

I don't wanna wait
For our liiives to be overr
I want to know right know
What will it be
I don't wanna wait
For our liiives to be overrr
Will it be yes or will it be
Soooorryyy

doo-doo doo doo dooo
doo-doo doo doo dooo
doo-doo doo doo dooo doooo

But seriously, I never even watched the show, cause I thought it was gay...

>>174
You're certainly familiar with the theme song, you filthy homosexual.

So we started slowly. One finger..sorta in the ass..
She said she liked it..but we promised not to go any further..is this k..?

we all know what guys think of females that are virgins. its a turn on because it gives off the whole innocent/pure thing that some guys like. however, what i really want to know is, what does a girl think of a guy who is a virgin (if she has already lost hers). would that imply that he is a loser who cant hold a relationship or something, or would it mean something different?

>>177
Physical attractiveness of husbands is not important to wives. Rather, wives are looking for supportive husbands

No, I don't have weird neighbors.
Does your ballsack smell sometimes?

Yes; doesn't everybody's?
When standing by a high precipice, do you ever get the urge (however small) to jump?

No. I get the urge to push someone, though.
Ever tasted your own cum?

I've tasted my own precum by mistake. When licking my fingers to make wanking my self more easy.

>>182
faggit

ever called a nigga a nigga?

>>183

No, I'm too chicken shit.

Have you ever been proud to be on 4chan?

yes ofcourse

>>184

u must be a white fag.

Yes, many times. >>184 <----Aint skeered.
Ever have your middle finger break through the toilet paper and poke your asshole while you were wiping?

Make that >>187 <--Aint skeered.

Fuckin' niggers beat me in.

wives

Yes
i think >>187 is pretty cool guy, eh gets beaten by niggers and doesn't afraid of anything?

You are hereby ORDERED to continue the interview process.

>>187
I'll pull a one eight seven on yo ass. po ful.

>>191
OK
Why does RedCream smell like cat farts?

>>192
:( Fail.

He does not.
Would you ever want to visit Mali?

Never. Too many lepers.
Where did I leave my keys?

Under your bed or in your pants.
Why do you love /lounge/ so much?

Because not many people know about /lounge/ and the text boards. We're like a secret club of crippled niggers.
How many women have you had sex with? Honestly.

None, I am a girl.
Do you believe me?

>>198
Not really, because there are no girls on the internet and because when you were born, you were naked, and I'm sure your tiny baby cock rubbed against your mom's cunt, inside and outside. So in a sense, you fucked her. You motherfucker.

Coke or Pepsi?

Pepsi
If you could shove your head into your ass, would you do it?